{"id":20928,"date":"2011-07-06T04:28:32","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T10:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=20928"},"modified":"2011-07-05T19:32:19","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T01:32:19","slug":"a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=20928","title":{"rendered":"A Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There once was a Congressman named Wiener,<br \/>\nWho possessed a perverted demeanor.<br \/>\nHe got kicked off the Hill<br \/>\nFor acting like Bill,<br \/>\nNow D.C. is one wiener leaner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; forwarded by Joey Gerdin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;There once was a Congressman named Wiener, Who possessed a perverted demeanor. He got kicked off the Hill For acting like Bill, Now D.C. is one wiener leaner.&#8221; &#8212; forwarded by Joey Gerdin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20929,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20928\/revisions\/20929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}