{"id":2076,"date":"2008-02-04T01:20:08","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T06:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2076"},"modified":"2008-02-04T08:21:04","modified_gmt":"2008-02-04T13:21:04","slug":"five-years-from-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2076","title":{"rendered":"Five Years From Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Zam will be starring in a episode of my &#8220;Twenty Years Ago Today&#8221; series.<\/p>\n<p>He came along at about 12:20AM, fifteen years ago this morning at United Hospital.  He was two weeks late, and was covered from head to toe with a bright crimson rash; his forehead was pushed down over his eyes, which I didn&#8217;t really get to see until he was a couple of days old.<\/p>\n<p>Fifteen years later he has eyes &#8211; which, like any normal teenager, are usually screwed into a disdainful scowl &#8211; and a forehead (or so I remember &#8211; he usually has one of those wool caps on).<\/p>\n<p>And he&#8217;s still Zam, and I think I&#8217;ll keep him.<br \/>\nHappy Birthday, <strike>not-so<\/strike>-little guy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Zam will be starring in a episode of my &#8220;Twenty Years Ago Today&#8221; series. He came along at about 12:20AM, fifteen years ago this morning at United Hospital. He was two weeks late, and was covered from head to toe with a bright crimson rash; his forehead was pushed down over his eyes, which I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}