{"id":2053,"date":"2008-02-01T05:03:27","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T10:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2053"},"modified":"2008-01-31T18:04:44","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T23:04:44","slug":"the-kool-aid-report-yay-material","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=2053","title":{"rendered":"Ahead Of Its Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe &#8220;Learned Foot&#8221; Tucci <a href=\"http:\/\/koolaidreport.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/yay-material.html\">tackles Susan &#8220;Xanax&#8221; Lenfestey&#8217;s nighmarish mope over the anniversary<\/a>\u00a0of the death of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=408\">Molly Ivins<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Lenfestey:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Unlike Maureen Dowd, who delights in snippy wordplay, with Molly you felt the words erupting from her soul, ricocheting off her funny bone and then passing through her brain&#8230;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Tucci:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;and then finally exiting through her anus<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the whole thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;especially to ponder the wonder of this idea:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>FOOT HAS BRILLIANT IDEA:<\/strong> We need to start an all-ThunderJournalist thrash metal band whose songs are completely comprised of lines from Sooz&#8217;s columns. We could call it &#8220;Deathskull&#8221; (with umlauts over all the vowels).<\/p>\n<p>(Or maybe &#8220;Death KAR for Cutie&#8221;?)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hm.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe &#8220;Learned Foot&#8221; Tucci tackles Susan &#8220;Xanax&#8221; Lenfestey&#8217;s nighmarish mope over the anniversary\u00a0of the death of Molly Ivins. Lenfestey: Unlike Maureen Dowd, who delights in snippy wordplay, with Molly you felt the words erupting from her soul, ricocheting off her funny bone and then passing through her brain&#8230; Tucci: &#8230;and then finally exiting through her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}