{"id":20203,"date":"2011-05-23T05:13:43","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T11:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=20203"},"modified":"2011-05-22T11:25:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T17:25:26","slug":"cause-the-man-from-mars-stopped-eating-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=20203","title":{"rendered":"‘Cause The Man From Mars Stopped Eating Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"

A brief yuk.<\/p>\n

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There. \u00a0Done laughing.<\/p>\n

Let me take a moment to pour out my red-hot loathing on the “world is ending” crowd – whether it be a bunch of bobbleheaded Baptists or the “History” Channel’s lineup of disaster pr0n. \u00a0If ou believe in what’s in the Bible, there is <\/em>that whole “nobody knows the place and time, not even My Son” bit to deal with. \u00a0 So all you really did is give America’s bumper crop of smug, tittering jihadi-atheists something to giggle about.<\/p>\n

Thanks for nothing, peckerwood.<\/p>\n

(Photo via Learned Foot)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A brief yuk. There. \u00a0Done laughing. Let me take a moment to pour out my red-hot loathing on the “world is ending” crowd – whether it be a bunch of bobbleheaded Baptists or the “History” Channel’s lineup of disaster pr0n. \u00a0If ou believe in what’s in the Bible, there is that whole “nobody knows the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faiths-and-their-followers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20204,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20203\/revisions\/20204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}