{"id":19235,"date":"2011-04-07T06:34:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T12:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=19235"},"modified":"2020-09-20T21:38:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-21T02:38:33","slug":"tiger-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=19235","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Blood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So with the news that Pawlenty staffer Ben Foster had been arrested in Ankeny, Iowa yesterday for drunkenly terrorizing a family, our statesmen leapt into action.<\/p>\n<p>John &#8220;Kumar&#8221; Lesch &#8211; the DFL representative from House District 66A, \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/johnlesch\/status\/55721205449240576  \">tweeted<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nixon hired thugs to invade Democratic headquarters. Pawlenty&#8217;s first hire tries to invade your bedroom. Yep, he hasn&#8217;t changed. #stribpol<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not sure if &#8220;he&#8221; is Pawlenty. \u00a0Not sure if Lesch is sure if &#8220;he&#8221; is Pawlenty, for that matter; even by Twitter&#8217;s neo-literate standards, the post is indecipherable. \u00a0One wonders if Surly Beer was busy lobbying Lesch at the time.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a statement worthy of Ryan &#8220;Harold&#8221; Winkler. \u00a0A drunken staffer&#8217;s idiot pratfall has the same weight as the coverup of the Watergate break-in? (For that matter &#8211; \u00a0<em>Nixon <\/em>hired Virgilio Gonz\u00e1lez, Bernard Barker, James W. McCord, Jr., Eugenio Mart\u00ednez, and Frank Sturgis? Hm. Who knew?) \u00a0Foster was &#8220;trying to invade&#8221; anyone&#8217;s &#8220;bedroom?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whew.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing Lesch is just a legislator, and doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with affecting peoples&#8217; lives.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: \u00a0Oops &#8211; Lesch is a Ramsey County Prosecutor.<\/p>\n<p>Whooie.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2: Lesch was apparently tweeting on his crackberry from the floor of the House yesterday.\u00a0 He was being hounded by some GOPers on twitter.\u00a0 He (in bold) was hounding right back.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wed 8:58 pm &#8212; @davidolson91: @johnlesch sounds like you&#8217;re a little off today. Maybe you&#8217;re just sad you got your ass kicked by someone named Mary Jo. #personalproblem<\/p>\n<p>Wed 9:01 pm &#8212; @RyanLyk:  RT @davidolson91: @johnlesch sounds like you&#8217;re a little off today. Maybe you&#8217;re just sad you got your ass kicked by someone named Mary Jo. #personalproblem<\/p>\n<p>Wed 9:53 pm &#8212; @davegoblirsch: @johnlesch What&#8217;s with the weird tweets today? You really shouldn&#8217;t let that special election loss bring you down.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Thurs 12:01 am &#8212; @johnlesch: Top 3 groups tracking MN budget vote in dead of night: (1) GOP bloggers living in mom&#8217;s basement (2) cab drivers (3) night watchmen.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[<em>Ah, the old &#8220;Mom&#8217;s Basement&#8221; bit.\u00a0 That one never gets old.\u00a0 And Lesch is bagging on the GOP for late-night votes?\u00a0 He does remember the last session, doesn&#8217;t he? &#8211; Ed<\/em>]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thurs 1:01 am &#8212; @davidolson91: RT @davegoblirsch: @johnlesch What&#8217;s with the weird tweets today? You really shouldn&#8217;t let that special election loss bring you down.<\/p>\n<p>Thurs 1:20 am &#8212; @davidolson91: @johnlesch still stings about that loss huh? Wish you could be staying up at the Capitol accomplishing things? #timetomoveon #itsover<\/p>\n<p><strong> Thurs 1:28 am &#8212; @johnlesch: @davidolson91 Step 1: check your MN House roster, Step 2: self-administer swirlie, Step 3: give mom goodnight hug. #mouthbreathersanonymous<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thurs 1:34 am &#8212; @davidolson91: @johnlesch Whoops, didn&#8217;t realize you were actually trying to contribute to making laws. But then again, *making* is a the key word there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thurs 1:40 am &#8212; @johnlesch: @davidolson91 No, the key words are, &#8220;out-of-your-league&#8221;. Go to bed junior. You&#8217;re not ready to play with the big kids. #savehimfromhimself<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;d be interesting to see what &#8220;league&#8221; Lesch thought he was in.\u00a0 I was actually looking forward to offering him equal time on the NARN, had he won the primary&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thurs 1:45 am &#8212; @davidolson91: @johnlesch I wonder how long it took you to understand #twitter? Old farts like you are supposed to shun the new fangled technology? Right?<\/p>\n<p>Thurs 2:02 am &#8212; @RyanLyk: @johnlesch funny to see you get so defensive and disrespectful towards @davidolson91 #rolemodel<\/p>\n<p>Thurs 2:41 am &#8212; @davidolson91: RT @RyanLyk: @johnlesch funny to see you get so defensive and disrespectful towards @davidolson91 #rolemodel<\/p>\n<p>Thus 8:01 am &#8212; @ErikLeist: Rep @johnlesch displayed downright disrespectful behavior last night on twitter while on the house floor http:\/\/twitpic.com\/4hw9n4 #stribpol<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, having people peck at you on Twitter gets old.\u00a0 The key to it is to ignore the ones that don&#8217;t matter. I do it all the time, in case anyone asks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t matter &#8211; do they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So with the news that Pawlenty staffer Ben Foster had been arrested in Ankeny, Iowa yesterday for drunkenly terrorizing a family, our statesmen leapt into action. John &#8220;Kumar&#8221; Lesch &#8211; the DFL representative from House District 66A, \u00a0tweeted: Nixon hired thugs to invade Democratic headquarters. Pawlenty&#8217;s first hire tries to invade your bedroom. Yep, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[213],"class_list":["post-19235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minnesota-politics","tag-winkler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19235"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75388,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19235\/revisions\/75388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}