{"id":1903,"date":"2008-01-03T20:59:32","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T01:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1903"},"modified":"2008-01-03T20:59:32","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T01:59:32","slug":"the-party-doesnt-come-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"The Party <i>Doesn&#8217;t<\/i> Come To You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ed is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainsquartersblog.com\/mt\/archives\/016523.php\">liveblogging the Iowa Caucuses.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Not to be confused with King Banaian, who&#8217;s been known to liveblog from the Caucasus).<\/p>\n<p>Me?\u00a0 Well, one of my neighbors asked me why the heck someone isn&#8217;t throwing a Iowa Caucus party.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s an idea for the New Hampshire Primary&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ed is liveblogging the Iowa Caucuses. (Not to be confused with King Banaian, who&#8217;s been known to liveblog from the Caucasus). Me?\u00a0 Well, one of my neighbors asked me why the heck someone isn&#8217;t throwing a Iowa Caucus party. Hmmm. There&#8217;s an idea for the New Hampshire Primary&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-08"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}