{"id":1899,"date":"2008-01-04T05:02:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T10:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2008-01-04T05:02:59","modified_gmt":"2008-01-04T10:02:59","slug":"here-in-my-car-i-feel-safest-of-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1899","title":{"rendered":"Here In My Car, I Feel Safest Of All"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Pianomomsicle, a car quiz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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  1. If money were no concern and LOOKS the only consideration, what car would you get yourself?<\/strong> A Triumph Spitfire.\u00a0\u00a0
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  2. If money were no concern and YOUR LIFESTYLE the only consideration, what car would you get yourself?<\/strong> Jeep CJ7 (with a freshly-overhauled transfer case).\u00a0 I used to have one a lot like this one:
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  3. What is the best thing about your current car?<\/strong> It’s almost paid off.<\/li>\n
  4. If cars could be skinned the way <\/strong>cell phones, laptop computers, and iPods<\/strong><\/font><\/a> can, what would be a really cool skin for your car?<\/strong> I life-sized skin of itself, only bigger.<\/li>\n
  5. If you were going to decorate a friend\u2019s car with a custom-made skin as a practical joke, whose car would you skin and what would it be?<\/strong> There’s a lady down the block who’s Subaru is entirely encrusted in “Franken ’08” and “Air America 950” and “You Can’t Simultaneously Prepare for Peace and for War” bumper stickers.\u00a0 I think a skin to make it look like a Hummer H2 with “Kill a Commie for Mommy” and “Gun Control Is Hitting Your Target” stickers (and, of course, AM1280 The Patriot) would be fun.\u00a0 And an inexpensive neighborhood improvement.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Via Pianomomsicle, a car quiz: If money were no concern and LOOKS the only consideration, what car would you get yourself? A Triumph Spitfire.\u00a0\u00a0 If money were no concern and YOUR LIFESTYLE the only consideration, what car would you get yourself? Jeep CJ7 (with a freshly-overhauled transfer case).\u00a0 I used to have one a lot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}