{"id":1837,"date":"2007-12-31T15:59:30","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T20:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1837"},"modified":"2007-12-31T14:33:19","modified_gmt":"2007-12-31T19:33:19","slug":"it-was-twenty-years-ago-today-part-hhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1837","title":{"rendered":"It Was Twenty Years Ago Today, Part LXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was Thursday, December 31st, 1987.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I was working at &#8220;Jams&#8221; in Brooklin Center again.\u00a0 My boss, the spiky-haired guy at the DJ service, said they &#8211; especially Scowly, the manager &#8211; loved me out there.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It was wet and sloppy out, and I had a miserable cold; sinus congestion, hacking my lungs out, brutal headache.\u00a0\u00a0 Barely functional.\u00a0 But I needed the money <em>real <\/em>bad, and the DJ service was desperately short of jocks.<\/p>\n<p>So off to the bar I drove, around 7:00.\u00a0 I had not much better to do that night.\u00a0 Wyatt was going to a New Years party with Teresa; Chris was packing up to move.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I celebrated with one of Jams&#8217; burger baskets &#8211; happy new year to me! &#8211; before I started turning on the gear.<\/p>\n<p>The good news; one of the bartenders took pity on my state.\u00a0 He brought me a shot of Jeszynowka &#8211; a brand of Polish blackberry brandy made from (this is important) blackberries (as opposed to grain alcohol with &#8220;blackberry&#8221; syrup).\u00a0 &#8220;Best decongestant and cough syrup ever made&#8221;, he said.\u00a0 And danged if it didn&#8217;t work.\u00a0 Or at least if it didn&#8217;t <em>feel <\/em>like it&#8217;d worked.\u00a0 I had another, just to be sure.<\/p>\n<p>My condition aside, it <em>was<\/em>\u00a0a great evening.\u00a0 The bar &#8211; not a big place, mind you &#8211; <em>was <\/em>packed to the gills.\u00a0 The DJ booth &#8211; a square formica &#8220;bar&#8221; with maybe twelve square feet of space &#8211; was an oasis of elbow room.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And the dance floor was <em>packed<\/em> &#8211; the first time I&#8217;d ever had that happen in almost a whole week of being a club jock.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Scowly <em>really <\/em>liked me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>The bartender who&#8217;d sicced me on the Jeszynowkia &#8211; &#8220;Tom&#8221; was his name &#8211; was a genial, stoner kind of guy.\u00a0 He invited me to a party at one of the bowling alley managers&#8217; places after closing time.\u00a0 It was just up the street, in Brooklyn Center.<\/p>\n<p>I got there &#8211; a tiny post-war prefab just north of 100 and Shingle Creek &#8211; around 1:30 AM.\u00a0 It was almost as crowded as the bar had been.\u00a0 The air was blue-green with cigarette and pot smoke.\u00a0 The first keg of the evening was starting to sputter, as someone started tapping #2.\u00a0 I knew nobody &#8211; Tom the bartender never showed up.\u00a0 Nobody knew me.\u00a0 A couple was arguing in the corner.\u00a0 I struck up a conversation about the Vikings with someone who asked me if<em>\u00a0<\/em>I was working hard, or hardly working.\u00a0 I left around 2:15.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>I have to get out of this racket, <\/em>I thought as I picked my way through the icy streets back to I94.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>I got home around 2:40 or so.\u00a0 The tart tang of pot smoke covered the smell of male cat spray, finally.\u00a0 Wyatt was in the kitchen making some scrambled eggs, with a borderline-chubby, late-teen\/early-twentysomething girl.\u00a0 Not Teresa.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey!\u00a0 This is Ann!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I waved &#8220;hi&#8221; as I went up to my room, locking it behind me.\u00a0 I reached into the closet, under a pile of dirty laundry, and grabbed a plastic water jug with a couple of inches of cheap gin in the bottom &#8211; where I&#8217;d been hiding it from Wyatt &#8211; and poured a couple of fingers into a plastic mug on my nightstand.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I carefully hid the jug again, and sat at my desk, pushed up against the wall by the window across from my bed, and slowly sipped the gin as I looked out on the street, the streetlamp shining with crystalline intensity in the frigid night air.\u00a0 I caught the faint whiff of the slowly-dissipating funk of male cat spray over the cheap-gin aroma as I put my feet up on the desktop, and took a long drag as Wyatt&#8217;s headboard started to bang against the wall.<\/p>\n<p><em>Happy Friggin&#8217; New Year,<\/em> I thought, hoping this&#8217;d be the last one like this.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yep.\u00a0 Last one like this.\u00a0 1988&#8217;s gonna be my year.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Thursday, December 31st, 1987.\u00a0 I was working at &#8220;Jams&#8221; 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