{"id":1790,"date":"2007-12-19T05:23:03","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T10:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1790"},"modified":"2007-12-19T07:21:51","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T12:21:51","slug":"all-memes-necessary-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1790","title":{"rendered":"All Memes Necessary"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is…:<\/p>\n

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  1. …your most unusual talent?:<\/strong> I have an uncanny knack for standing in front of the elevator door that will eventually be the one that opens.<\/li>\n
  2. …The Best Dunn Bros?:<\/strong> I love love love the one on Fifth and Wabasha.<\/li>\n
  3. …the worst holiday song?:<\/strong> Gotta be the very hip lounge-y version of “Sleigh Ride”. Johnny Mathis, maybe? Doesn’t matter – whomever it is, it sounds like Bill Murray doing his classic “Lounge Singer” bit.<\/li>\n
  4. …the most overrated underground singer in history?:<\/strong> Male: Henry Rollins. Female: Peaches (the Canadian X-rated techno “singer”, not the one of “…and Herb” fame).<\/li>\n
  5. …the best Law and Order <\/em>cop lineup?:<\/strong> There’ve been so many. At the moment, my short list is Jerry Orbach\/Chris Noth (L’nO<\/em>), Vincent D’Onofrio\/Kathryn Erbe (CI<\/em>), Chris Noth\/Annabella Sciorra (CI<\/em>).<\/li>\n
  6. …the best Law and Order <\/em>attorney lineup?:<\/strong> I will always like Sam Waterston\/Jill Hennessey the best, although Courtney Vance\/Diane Neal (when she was still a redhead) is moving up fast.<\/li>\n
  7. …your New Year’s Resolution short list, so far?:<\/strong> Same as last year; bike to work every day I can, including all summer. Get into better shape. I’m so far ahead of where I was last year, it’s not even funny; I’m hoping I can make a great year of it this time around.<\/li>\n
  8. …your greatest food weakness?:<\/strong> Garlic bread in any of its many permutations.<\/li>\n
  9. …the most-overrated comedian ever?:<\/strong> That changes very, very often, but this time of year, every year, it’s gotta be Lewis Black. Why does<\/em> Comedy Central think his dyspeptic end-of-year wrapup is ever <\/em>funny?<\/li>\n
  10. …your least-favorite holiday food?:<\/strong> Divinity.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    What is…: …your most unusual talent?: I have an uncanny knack for standing in front of the elevator door that will eventually be the one that opens. …The Best Dunn Bros?: I love love love the one on Fifth and Wabasha. …the worst holiday song?: Gotta be the very hip lounge-y version of “Sleigh Ride”. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}