{"id":1744,"date":"2007-12-05T05:35:59","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T10:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1744"},"modified":"2007-12-05T05:35:59","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T10:35:59","slug":"movie-reviews-we-can-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1744","title":{"rendered":"Movie Reviews We Can Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill over at the Salad reviews <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yuckysaladwithbones.com\/\"><em>Until the Devil Knows You&#8217;re Dead<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Anyway, the movie finally starts and it\u2019s about a family and some stuff happens and what-not and blah, blah, blah AND MARISA TOMEI IS NAKED A LOT!!!!!!! Haaaaaaa-le-lu-jah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ha-Ha-Lay-Hey-Loooooo-Ya!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>What an outstanding body! I mean movie. Marisa is 42 years old and she couldn\u2019t possibly look any better. Yowza. Perhaps the best movie nudity since Phoebe Cates blessed my life for 15 seconds in \u201cFast Times at Ridgemont High\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(CLOSED CIRCUIT TO MY MALE READERS ONLY: High praise indeed.\u00a0 END CLOSED CIRCUIT).<\/p>\n<p>(CLOSED CIRCUIT TO MY KIDS:\u00a0 I have <em>no<\/em> idea what movie he&#8217;s talking about.\u00a0 END CLOSE CIRCUIT)<\/p>\n<p>The movie &#8211; sez Bill &#8211; is otherwise good, not that it matters.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the post&#8230;well, it doesn&#8217;t live up to the pullquote.\u00a0 Yagh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill over at the Salad reviews Until the Devil Knows You&#8217;re Dead: Anyway, the movie finally starts and it\u2019s about a family and some stuff happens and what-not and blah, blah, blah AND MARISA TOMEI IS NAKED A LOT!!!!!!! Haaaaaaa-le-lu-jah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ha-Ha-Lay-Hey-Loooooo-Ya!!!!! What an outstanding body! I mean movie. Marisa is 42 years old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}