{"id":17276,"date":"2011-01-10T18:44:47","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T00:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=17276"},"modified":"2011-01-10T18:44:47","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T00:44:47","slug":"what-to-do-if-it-happens-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=17276","title":{"rendered":"What To Do If It Happens to You"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bnet.com\/blog\/salesmachine\/a-co-worker-pulls-out-a-gun-now-what\/13898?tag=mantle_skin;content\">Unfortunately, much of the advice available on the web is downright  ridiculous.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You mean like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>STEP #8: Play Dead.<\/strong> If you\u2019re shot, lie down and play dead.\u00a0 With any luck, the shooter will not come over and finish you off.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh, no. If I&#8217;m shot, and it&#8217;s possible, I&#8217;m going with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>STEP #7: RUN! <\/strong> If the shooter actively shoots at you,  run away in a zigzag pattern.\u00a0 You\u2019d be surprised how difficult it is to  hit something that\u2019s moving like that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll play dead when I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, much of the advice available on the web is downright ridiculous. You mean like this: STEP #8: Play Dead. If you\u2019re shot, lie down and play dead.\u00a0 With any luck, the shooter will not come over and finish you off. Uh, no. If I&#8217;m shot, and it&#8217;s possible, I&#8217;m going with: STEP #7: RUN! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-state-of-affairs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17276"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17281,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17276\/revisions\/17281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}