{"id":1725,"date":"2007-12-21T05:07:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T10:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2007-12-20T21:52:02","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T02:52:02","slug":"it-was-twenty-years-ago-today-part-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1725","title":{"rendered":"It Was Twenty Years Ago Today, Part LXV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was Monday, December 21, 1987.<\/p>\n<p>The DJ service loved me.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up beat-mixing <em>fast.  <\/em>All my years of music paid off in spades; as much as the other guys at the company kvetched about it, it really wasn&#8217;t that hard:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>With the first record playing, start the second record in &#8220;cue&#8221; (playing only in the headphones).<\/li>\n<li>Speed up the second record (or slow down the first one) one notch, roughly, for every beat-per-minute difference.<\/li>\n<li>Get the two records so that the snare, high-hat or bass hit, and kept, hitting, at exactly the same time; change the speed on one or both records to get them into sync or, if needed, drag the second record with your thumb (or speed it up by twirling it a little near the spindle) or crank the speed <em>way <\/em>faster or slower for an instant, to get the beats hitting precisely together.<\/li>\n<li>With the beats in sync, turn up the volume on the second record, and fade out the first.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And <em>voila &#8211; <\/em>it was a dance party.<\/p>\n<p>It helped that I had a good voice for working a room, and a decent sense of how to work a crowd.  The bartenders and owners liked me, since I kept a decent crowd on the floor &#8211; and a dancing house is a drinking and tipping house.<\/p>\n<p>City Limits loved me; my second bar, &#8220;Jams&#8221;, in Brooklyn Center, seemed to dig me as well.<\/p>\n<p>For a quick &#8216;n dirty, in and out temporary gig, it looked like it&#8217;d pay the bills until a radio gig came through.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Liz and Brenda had moved out at the beginning of October.  I&#8217;d advertised for roommates.<\/p>\n<p>I got two.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chris&#8221; was a clean-cut, very scandinavian-looking fellow &#8211; handsome, blond, outdoorsy-looking.  And he had his share of the deposit ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wyatt&#8221;, on the other hand, looked like one of the backup singers in &#8220;Color Me Badd&#8221;; tall, with &#8220;Zorba the Greek&#8221; good looks and a neatly-trimmed Guido beard, he confessed he&#8217;d just gotten out of Hazelden after a run-in with the law after a brief bout of using drugs.  He and I hit it off, though.  He peeled off his $166 for the deposit, and moved in as Liz and Brenda were moving out.<\/p>\n<p>So by October 5, I had roommates.  Whew.  Being on the hook for $500 a month would have been a problem.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s back up a minute.<\/p>\n<p>I never had a lot of luck with roommates.  Back in college, in my three years in the dorms, I had&#8230;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>one roommate &#8211; a bit of an alcoholic &#8211; who knocked up his girlfriend, and skipped town.<\/li>\n<li>another with serious drug and alcohol problems who tried to kill himself with one of my knives (turned out he was dialing with repressed homosexuality; once he came out of the closet, he was a pretty happy camper.  This was long after he left college).<\/li>\n<li>one roommate who&#8230;well, I never saw.  He had a girlfriend pretty much the whole year.  In fact, all three roommates were barely in evidence; #3 was gone the whole time, #2 left school around semester time, and the rabbit died for #1 in mid-October; in every case, in effect, I got a private room for the price of a double occupancy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>After that?  My first roommate wasn&#8217;t bad.  In the next house, with the five women, one was addicted to pain pills.  Among the next group, one was a borderline alcoholic, and the other&#8230;well, who knew?<\/p>\n<p>But it was a whole new slate of people.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Well, Chris turned out to have deep-seated emotional problems.  He &#8220;worked&#8221; two hours a day, setting up the salad bar at the Wendy&#8217;s on University Avenue (until he got fired, around Thanksgiving).  He was on total mental disability, otherwise.  He earned extra money by stealing clothing from Daytons&#8217;, and using their &#8220;no questions asked&#8221; return policy to return the clothing for a refund.  Some days, frozen by panic attacks, he wouldn&#8217;t leave the house (hence the firing).  Most nights, he&#8217;d sit with his cat in his room, when he wasn&#8217;t going out trolling for underage skeeze (he <em>was <\/em>a handsome devil).<\/p>\n<p>Wyatt?  Well, it took about a month for the house to smell like pot.  By Thanksgiving, bottles were piling up, and I had to stick to buying clear liquor and transferring it into water jugs to keep him from stealing it.  And he missed his share of the December rent payment; he&#8217;d lost his job as a carpenter for being too drunk to come to work four days running.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>At least I had the band.<\/p>\n<p>Well, sort of.<\/p>\n<p>We finally kicked Casey out of the band; he was drinking too much, and he got belligerent when he got drunk.  Which conflicted with Bill the drummer, who <em>also <\/em>got belligerent when <em>he <\/em>got drunk, and history shows there&#8217;s only room for one drunk in a band.<\/p>\n<p>But Casey and I were pals, so we came up with a solomonic solution in mid-October; two bands, sharing the rhythm section.  Casey, Mark and Bill were one band, while Bill and Mark and I had a different one.  We had a few gigs.  Life was all right&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;except that the drunken belligerence started the morph into a sort of communal hopelessness about the odds of ever getting out of the basement, and playing places better than &#8220;Fernando&#8217;s&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Casey called, and asked if he might carpool with me back to Jamestown for Christmas.  I said &#8220;sure, why not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I needed the break, after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Monday, December 21, 1987. The DJ service loved me. I picked up beat-mixing fast. 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