{"id":16912,"date":"2010-12-31T12:59:22","date_gmt":"2010-12-31T18:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16912"},"modified":"2010-12-31T12:27:43","modified_gmt":"2010-12-31T18:27:43","slug":"new-years-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16912","title":{"rendered":"New Years Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who, me?\u00a0 I have a liter of Tequila, a box of .38 hollowpoints, and a full tank of gas.\u00a0 Why do you ask?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Well, no.\u00a0 I&#8217;m actually going to try to make it to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.minnehahacomedyclub.com\/\">Tammy Nerby&#8217;s show at the MinneHaHa tonight<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who, me?\u00a0 I have a liter of Tequila, a box of .38 hollowpoints, and a full tank of gas.\u00a0 Why do you ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16912"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16914,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16912\/revisions\/16914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}