{"id":16450,"date":"2010-12-17T11:58:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T17:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16450"},"modified":"2010-12-17T13:01:11","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T19:01:11","slug":"congratulations-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16450","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas, Crisis Is Over!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The financial crisis is over!\u00a0 Our bank system is sound!<\/p>\n<p>Seriously!<\/p>\n<p>The FDIC has nothing better to do than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.koco.com\/r\/26162860\/detail.html\">harass banks that display Christian seasonal imagery<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Federal Reserve examiners come every four years to make sure banks are complying with a long list of regulations. The examiners came to Perkins last week. And the team from Kansas City deemed a Bible verse of the day, crosses on the teller\u2019s counter and buttons that say &#8220;Merry Christmas, God With Us.&#8221; were inappropriate. The Bible verse of the day on the bank&#8217;s Internet site also had to be taken down.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think there should be a problem with them displaying whatever religious symbols they want to display,\u201d said Amy Weierman, a Perkins resident.<\/p>\n<p>Specifically, the feds believed, the symbols violated the discouragement clause of Regulation B of the bank regulations. According to the clause, &#8220;&#8230;the use of words, symbols, models and other forms of communication &#8230; express, imply or suggest a discriminatory preference or policy of exclusion.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, now that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16440\">the Feds <\/a>and, soon, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itnews.com.au\/News\/242051,un-mulls-internet-regulation-options.aspx\">the UN <\/a>will be regulating what goes on the Internet, I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll have to start wishing people a happy freaking &#8220;Festivus&#8221; before too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The financial crisis is over!\u00a0 Our bank system is sound! Seriously! The FDIC has nothing better to do than harass banks that display Christian seasonal imagery! Federal Reserve examiners come every four years to make sure banks are complying with a long list of regulations. The examiners came to Perkins last week. And the team [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,69,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-and-the-market","category-socialism","category-your-papers-please"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16450"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16453,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450\/revisions\/16453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}