{"id":16280,"date":"2010-12-15T05:00:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T11:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16280"},"modified":"2010-12-15T16:35:52","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T22:35:52","slug":"submitted-without-comment-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16280","title":{"rendered":"Submitted Without Comment"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage.<\/p>\n

So it’s a tragedy, truly, that Scarlett Johannson and, er, whatshisface are calling it quits<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”<\/p>\n

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Johannson and that other guy. One might worry about the sanctity of marriage in Hollywood.<\/p><\/div>\n

According to a source, the couple quietly split six months ago, and Johansson initiated the move. The actress began apartment-hunting in New York City and is currently in Jamaica with some girlfriends, the source adds.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Like I said.\u00a0 No comment.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:\u00a0 Welcome, readers of PZ Myers’ Twitter feed.\u00a0 The line you’re looking for is down in the comments.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And, using the same logic Gavin Sullivan used in stating I “confirm” that your hero’s marriage was “ordained by God”, it’s fairly certain that Gavin Sullivan supports indiscriminate torture, since he pretty well waterboarded context<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am a firm believer in the sanctity of marriage. So it’s a tragedy, truly, that Scarlett Johannson and, er, whatshisface are calling it quits: “After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-law","category-men-and-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16280"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16311,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16280\/revisions\/16311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}