{"id":16142,"date":"2010-12-11T12:30:53","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T18:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16142"},"modified":"2010-12-11T16:14:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-11T22:14:31","slug":"two-presidents-for-the-price-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=16142","title":{"rendered":"Two Presidents for the Price of One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I worked in my office yesterday, over my shoulder the television set to Bloomberg, I heard President Obama step to the press conference podium. Blah blah blah, me me me, etcetera, and then I heard a familiar voice from the eighties and it wasn&#8217;t Michael J. Fox or Duran Duran.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/12\/11\/us\/politics\/11clinton.html?_r=1\">With Mr. Obama standing largely silently at his side<\/a>, Mr. Clinton took  over the lectern to lend his backing to the tax compromise the White  House reached this week with Republicans.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/resources\/r\/?m=02&amp;d=20101210&amp;t=2&amp;i=272439186&amp;w=460&amp;fh=&amp;fw=&amp;ll=&amp;pl=&amp;r=2010-12-10T222829Z_01_BTRE6B91QFQ00_RTROPTP_0_USA-TAXES-OBAMA-CLINTON\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"339\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As the television buzzed in the background, I came to realize that Clinton had been talking for a while and yet went on&#8230;and on and on and on. I swung around to look at the screen, and President Obama&#8230;was gone! I wondered if Clinton has the nuke codes now too?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/i.telegraph.co.uk\/telegraph\/multimedia\/archive\/01783\/bill_1783492c.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"287\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>And then Mr. Clinton went on, for half an hour, answering questions  and holding forth on topics from triangulation to Haiti to the mortgage  crisis and the nuclear arms treaty with Russia.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;and cigars? No?<\/p>\n<p>Hey Barry, at least your <em>old<\/em> teleprompter had an off switch.<\/p>\n<p>Barack Obama is the man who swept America off her feet (and to complete the metaphor, slipped her a mickey and violated her as she lay unconscious). A scant two  years later, his political capital is so deeply overdrawn that he  needs a loan from Bill Clinton to sell his compromise <em>to his own  party<\/em>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But after Mr. Clinton began taking questions, the current president  politely interjected that Michelle  Obama was expecting him at one of the many holiday parties that  presidents host during December.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been keeping the first lady waiting,\u201d Mr. Obama said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Best not do <em>that <\/em>with Bill Clinton in the House. You might find him on your spouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I worked in my office yesterday, over my shoulder the television set to Bloomberg, I heard President Obama step to the press conference podium. Blah blah blah, me me me, etcetera, and then I heard a familiar voice from the eighties and it wasn&#8217;t Michael J. Fox or Duran Duran. With Mr. Obama standing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ebony-and-ivory","category-president-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16142"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16157,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16142\/revisions\/16157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}