{"id":1601,"date":"2007-11-09T16:26:20","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T21:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1601"},"modified":"2007-11-09T16:26:20","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T21:26:20","slug":"if-you-think-youve-had-a-crap-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1601","title":{"rendered":"If You Think <i>You&#8217;ve<\/i> Had A Crap Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, I did too.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Til I read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthvmachine.com\/\">Gary Miller&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0testimony about the worst Wednesday night of his life:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>13 years ago this evening I died. Well, sorta. My heart stopped a half-dozen times or so on the operating table and I had to be resuscitated each time.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Notes to self:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hug the kids extra-long tonight.<\/li>\n<li>Double-check my insurance.<\/li>\n<li>Never, <em>ever <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthvmachine.com\/?p=4726\">get in a car driven by a TvM staffer<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, I did too. &#8216;Til I read Gary Miller&#8217;s\u00a0testimony about the worst Wednesday night of his life: 13 years ago this evening I died. Well, sorta. My heart stopped a half-dozen times or so on the operating table and I had to be resuscitated each time. Notes to self: Hug the kids extra-long tonight. Double-check [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}