{"id":1591,"date":"2007-11-09T05:12:11","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T10:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2007-11-09T05:12:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T10:12:11","slug":"paging-john-cleese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1591","title":{"rendered":"Paging John Cleese"},"content":{"rendered":"

This story<\/a> reads like a Fawlty Towers<\/em> scene; a mother in Britain books a birthday surprise for her son during the school day.\u00a0 She thought <\/em>she’d booked a guy in a gorilla suit.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It’s here the Fawlty <\/em>script kicks in:<\/p>\n

The Daily Mail <\/em>said the teenager’s mother had told the teacher beforehand that a \u201cbirthday surprise\u201d would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’d be here that Basil Fawlty would give the order to Manuel the waiter – and the hijinx would kick in:<\/p>\n

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the \u201cstunned\u201d teacher called an end to the act.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“He’s from Barcelo<\/em>na…”<\/p>\n

\u201cThe teacher suddenly announced: \u2018Something is about to happen\u2019,\u201d the student said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThen a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn\u2019t been doing his homework.\u201d<\/p>\n

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo one could believe it,\u201d the student said.<\/p>\n

\u201cNext she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year\u00a0– on the bottom with her whip.\u201d<\/p>\n

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.<\/p>\n

\u201cTo be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: \u2018That\u2019s it. That\u2019s enough\u2019.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, it’s not all laughs…<\/p>\n

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m hoping Cleese buys the film rights…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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