{"id":15779,"date":"2010-11-30T16:37:10","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T22:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15779"},"modified":"2010-11-30T16:37:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T22:37:10","slug":"get-out-of-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15779","title":{"rendered":"Get Out of the Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  \" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/154\/332469602_d6f07dcd5d.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">&quot;Oops. Gotta go dearie. I crapped myself.&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Just what we need&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/science\/111073029.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUsr\">To reach the older market<\/a>, wireless carriers are offering lessons in how  to text, introducing phones with oversized buttons and fine-tuning  their marketing strategies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;octogenarians texting behind the wheel&#8230;how much slower could they go in the left lane with their turn signal on for the last ten miles?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just what we need&#8230; To reach the older market, wireless carriers are offering lessons in how to text, introducing phones with oversized buttons and fine-tuning their marketing strategies. &#8230;octogenarians texting behind the wheel&#8230;how much slower could they go in the left lane with their turn signal on for the last ten miles?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15779"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15788,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15779\/revisions\/15788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}