{"id":15420,"date":"2010-11-16T07:17:25","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T13:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15420"},"modified":"2010-11-16T11:10:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T17:10:54","slug":"things-i-dream-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15420","title":{"rendered":"Things I Dream About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part of me hopes that a kid in Saint Paul tries to ride his or her bike to school&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and duly gets told by his or her teacher, principal or school board not to bring flags to school at risk of alienating the school&#8217;s America-Hating-American population&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;so we can see something like this:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6U2hB-Pz4zs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6U2hB-Pz4zs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then see Ann Carroll, John Brodrick and Ellona Street-Stewart&#8217;s heads explode.<\/p>\n<p>Figuratively.<\/p>\n<p>A guy can dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of me hopes that a kid in Saint Paul tries to ride his or her bike to school&#8230; &#8230;and duly gets told by his or her teacher, principal or school board not to bring flags to school at risk of alienating the school&#8217;s America-Hating-American population&#8230; &#8230;so we can see something like this: &#8230;and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,18,109],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war","category-pc","category-sovereignty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15420"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15422,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15420\/revisions\/15422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}