{"id":15396,"date":"2010-11-15T13:50:19","date_gmt":"2010-11-15T18:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15396"},"modified":"2010-11-15T16:18:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T22:18:54","slug":"if-you-dont-eat-your-meat-you-cant-have-any-pudding-how-can-you-have-any-pudding-if-you-dont-eat-your-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=15396","title":{"rendered":"If you don&#8217;t eat your meat, you can&#8217;t have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don&#8217;t eat your meat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Bill Cosby Know This?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smartmoney.com\/spending\/for-the-home\/10-things-snack-food-companies-wont-say\/?page=2\">the substance used to make Jell-O<\/a>, as well as many  gummy candies, marshmallows, puddings and taffies &#8211; is often made from  the skin, bone and tendons of animals, usually cows or pigs. The  manufacturer grinds up these animal parts, treats them with a strong  acid or base for a few days to help release the collagen, then boils the  mixture. Then, they scrape the gelatin, which rises to the top of this  boiling mixture, from the vats. One big user, Kraft, sells 300 million  boxes of Jell-O in the U.S. each year and offers 158 products under the  Jell-O brand name. (Jell-O is even the \u201cOfficial State Snack\u201d of Utah.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>&#8220;I am proud to be an American. Because an American can  eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of  bread.&#8221;<\/em> Bill  Cosby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Bill Cosby Know This? the substance used to make Jell-O, as well as many gummy candies, marshmallows, puddings and taffies &#8211; is often made from the skin, bone and tendons of animals, usually cows or pigs. The manufacturer grinds up these animal parts, treats them with a strong acid or base for a few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-universe-and-everything","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15396"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15413,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15396\/revisions\/15413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}