{"id":1508,"date":"2007-10-26T04:23:49","date_gmt":"2007-10-26T09:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2007-10-26T04:23:49","modified_gmt":"2007-10-26T09:23:49","slug":"career-opportunities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1508","title":{"rendered":"Career Opportunities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the one hand, Channing Crowder <a href=\"http:\/\/www.palmbeachpost.com\/blogs\/content\/shared-blogs\/palmbeach\/miamidolphins\/entries\/2007\/10\/24\/crowder_discovers_he_wont_need.html?cxntfid=blogs_inside_the_dolphins\">isn&#8217;t the crown jewel<\/a> in America&#8217;s geography education crown:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn\u2019t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.<\/p>\n<p>Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn\u2019t sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sunday\u2019s game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI couldn\u2019t find London on a map if they didn\u2019t have the names of the countries,\u201d Crowder said. \u201cI swear to God. I don\u2019t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Downside:\u00a0 Not good.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a good thing he has a career in sports.<\/p>\n<p>Upside:\u00a0 If he gets injured and has to retire, he might have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1452\">a career as a Democratic Party staffer<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the one hand, Channing Crowder isn&#8217;t the crown jewel in America&#8217;s geography education crown: Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didn\u2019t know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London. Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn\u2019t sure where the plane is headed when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}