{"id":1430,"date":"2007-10-11T04:54:21","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T09:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1430"},"modified":"2007-10-10T16:57:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T21:57:47","slug":"atomizers-next-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1430","title":{"rendered":"Atomizer&#8217;s Next Vacation?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;ll be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/1244\/story\/1475387.html\">Australia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure Atomizer&#8217;s insurance covers it, too.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit,&#8221; he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK, maybe he&#8217;ll need the &#8220;deluxe&#8221; plan.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The hospital&#8217;s administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for buying a case of vodka.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think every talk radio listener in the Western World would understand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;ll be Australia: Doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment. I&#8217;m sure Atomizer&#8217;s insurance covers it, too.\u00a0 &#8220;The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}