{"id":14138,"date":"2010-10-07T12:52:22","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T17:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=14138"},"modified":"2014-10-02T10:19:47","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T15:19:47","slug":"the-shorter-mark-dayton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=14138","title":{"rendered":"The Shorter Mark Dayton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bad news: \u00a0While I got through the screener for Mark Dayton&#8217;s chat with Gary Eichten on MPR this morning, I never got on the air.<\/p>\n<p>The good news: \u00a0It was probably because Eichten stole my thunder on the question I gave the screener, and even the followup I had if they&#8217;d still put me on the air.<\/p>\n<p>The worse news: \u00a0Dayton&#8217;s answers weren&#8217;t any better than I expected. \u00a0Minnesota is truly, madly, deeply screwed if he gets elected.<\/p>\n<p>The mild consolation prize; by the time I got to the nearest wi-fi coffee shop, ordered a coffee and unpacked my laptop, this post was completely written in my head.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll run through my questions (channeled more-or-less capably by Eichten):<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your budget is $890 million short. How do you plan on closing the gap?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dayton had an answer. \u00a0I could try to reconstruct it, but at the end of the day this classic cartoon really captures it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/annieinfinite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/then-a-miracle-occurs-cartoon.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"496\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dayton&#8217;s the guy in the glasses. \u00a0The equation is his &#8220;budget plan&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>No, really. \u00a0His answer wasn&#8217;t a whole lot more detailed than this, and a whole lot less funny.<\/p>\n<p>His answer mentioned revenue forecasts; he&#8217;s hoping that the economy closes the gap via increased tax revenues. \u00a0Read: &#8220;Then A Miracle Occurs&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I silently constructed a followup question. \u00a0Eichten actually hit on this one too:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your budget plan will have to go through a Legislature that <em>used <\/em>to be overwhelmingly DFL, but might well flip one, maybe both chambers this fall. \u00a0What then?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The answer was a long one &#8211; but it basically came down to &#8220;I have many years of experience working across the aisle&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I almost did a spit-take.<\/p>\n<p>Dayton served as Auditor and Economic Development Director during the Perpich administration, when the DFL was at its extended post-Watergate high and the then-&#8220;Indpendent Republican&#8221; party was at its collaborationist nadir.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and he was a Senator during the Bush Administration. \u00a0Seriously, he used his time there as an example of his &#8220;bipartisanship&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>His &#8220;bipartisanship&#8221; included <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBYQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.infowars.com%2Fprint%2FSept11%2Fdayton_911truth.htm&amp;ei=qQeuTJrQGITdnAebl9WUBg&amp;usg=AFQjCNH1-7Upc5HG3gEd-J0JzAbfkLmRvw&amp;sig2=oQBVU7ziDZDKriFe7wTFfw\">accusing NORAD, and by extension the Bush Administration, \u00a0of lying about its responses on 9\/11<\/a>, among a list of other greatest hits.<\/p>\n<p>The quote of the hour, though?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to appoint people who <em>believe in government<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>The MNGOP should make up T-shirts with that quote on &#8217;em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bad news: \u00a0While I got through the screener for Mark Dayton&#8217;s chat with Gary Eichten on MPR this morning, I never got on the air. The good news: \u00a0It was probably because Eichten stole my thunder on the question I gave the screener, and even the followup I had if they&#8217;d still put me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[312],"class_list":["post-14138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-10","tag-mngov-2010"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47669,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138\/revisions\/47669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}