{"id":13917,"date":"2010-09-30T06:15:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T11:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=13917"},"modified":"2014-10-05T14:38:04","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T19:38:04","slug":"chanting-points-memo-the-wrong-candidate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=13917","title":{"rendered":"Chanting Points Memo: &#8220;The Wrong Candidate&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s be clear on this right up front; Tom Emmer&#8217;s gonna win this thing. \u00a0I still say three points.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4017\/4575208799_e7c6e34c94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"192\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nothing I write below should be read in such a way as to imply I really think anything else. \u00a0It&#8217;s <em>just not true<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Some of my DFL acquaintances occasionally jibe &#8220;If you&#8217;d only picked Seifert, you wouldn&#8217;t be having the problems you&#8217;re having now&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a polite guy. \u00a0I usually change the subject.<\/p>\n<p>I need to.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s backtrack in our minds for a bit. \u00a0Say that Marty Seifert had carried his early lead in the GOP endorsement process through to the convention, and gotten the nomination.<\/p>\n<p>Think for a moment: \u00a0what parts of the DFL&#8217;s campaign against Tom Emmer aren&#8217;t perfectly transferable to Marty Seifert? \u00a0Or Dave Haan? \u00a0Or Pat Anderson, or Paul Kolls, or Sue Jeffers or Tim Palwenty or even Tom Horner, for that matter?<\/p>\n<p>What <em>has <\/em>the DFL campaign been for the past five months?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><strong>[fill in the blank] wants to slash infrastructure<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">: <em>Any <\/em>conservative that favors dialing back state union construction jobs would get hit with this one.<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><strong><strong>[fill in the blank] is for profits over people<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">: Ihe DFL&#8217;s special little world, businesses are self-sustaining predators whose interests \u00a0&#8211; profit &#8211; are <em>always <\/em>opposed to people. <\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><strong><strong><strong>[fill in the blank] is anti-gay<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">: Because <em>conservatism itself, <\/em>goes the left&#8217;s conventional wisdom, is anti-gay. <\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>[fill in the blank] will freeze the poor!<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">: The DFL paints anyone who seeks sanity &#8211; even a little &#8211; in Health and Human Service spending as Ebenezer Scrooge, pre-ghosts. <\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>[fill in the blank] wants to slash education<\/strong>:<strong> <\/strong>Cutting the \u00a0<em>projected increase<\/em> is a cut, by the way; if the union wants 2 billion more, and you give them a billion more, they&#8217;ll cry &#8220;you&#8217;re cutting us by a billion!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>[fill in the blank] is against womyn<\/strong>: Because <em>abortion<\/em> is the <em>sine qua non<\/em> of being a woman. \u00a0To the DFL.<\/li>\n<li><strong>[fill in the blank] hasn&#8217;t given us all the details of his campaign yet<\/strong>: Because it&#8217;d be stupid to do when campaigning against someone with three times as much money as you&#8217;ve got, of course, but no matter.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There is nothing in the DFL campaign book that&#8217;s been used against Tom Emmer this past five months that couldn&#8217;t have just swapped in Seifert&#8217;s name and and unflattering photo.<\/p>\n<p>The only differences? \u00a0Oh, the personal attacks would be different; Tom Emmer had his careless driving convictions, but if Marty Seifert ever so much as jaywalked, you can bet Alliance for a Better Minnesota would have run a million dollars worth of ads; &#8220;Marty Seifert thinks Laws are for Other People&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s be clear on this right up front; Tom Emmer&#8217;s gonna win this thing. \u00a0I still say three points. Nothing I write below should be read in such a way as to imply I really think anything else. \u00a0It&#8217;s just not true. Some of my DFL acquaintances occasionally jibe &#8220;If you&#8217;d only picked Seifert, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,2],"tags":[115,312],"class_list":["post-13917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chanting-points-memo","category-minnesota-politics","tag-abm","tag-mngov-2010"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13917"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47791,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13917\/revisions\/47791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}