{"id":13902,"date":"2010-09-29T05:45:53","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T10:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=13902"},"modified":"2014-10-02T10:19:47","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T15:19:47","slug":"chanting-points-memo-all-moo-no-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=13902","title":{"rendered":"Chanting Points Memo: All Moo, No Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been two months now that the Twin C<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-admin\/images\/media-button-video.gif\" alt=\"Add Video\" \/>ities and national left has been flexing its proverbial muscles over Target&#8217;s donation to MNForward.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4017\/4575208799_e7c6e34c94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"192\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It got to the point over the summer where the Twin Cities left and media (pardon the redundancy) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=12812\">thought they&#8217;d made a huuuuuge dent on Target&#8217;s market capitalization<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed even today you can read leftybloggers chortling &#8220;Omigod, I have to go to Target! \u00a0I feel teh icky! LOLCATZ&#8221;, and hear about Big Gay staging protests at Targets all over the country, and even throwing &#8220;Flashmobs&#8221;, which seems to be something the kids today call &#8220;big groups of noisy douchebags&#8221;, at Target stores.<\/p>\n<p>Because Target &#8211; one of the most socially liberal, with-it, pr0-gay companies in American business, dared to donate to a politician who&#8217;d support the interests of Minnesota businesses. \u00a0Because they hate gays, we&#8217;re supposed to believe.<\/p>\n<p>Target must be really hurting. \u00a0Right?<\/p>\n<p>Not so much:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4111\/5034635745_fc36585825.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"292\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Blue is Target. \u00a0Red is the Dow.<\/p>\n<p>Target was already at a low due to bad consumer confidence numbers at that point (the week before July 23 or so).<\/p>\n<p>So \u00a0how did Target&#8217;s performance stack up next to companies that, ahem, don&#8217;t &#8220;hate gays?&#8221; \u00a0Companies like Dollar Tree (darker blue), Family Dollar (Green), Costco (yellow) and Target (the lighter blue)?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4128\/5034801409_53ae49052b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"291\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Costco apparently hates gays even more! \u00a0And board at WalMart were apparently riding in the Pride Parade on a gigantic motorized sex aid wearing leather S and M wear!<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps it&#8217;s simpler than that; perhaps Big Gay and the left aren&#8217;t nearly as powerful as they think, and Target is doing juuuuust fine, with or without protests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been two months now that the Twin Cities and national left has been flexing its proverbial muscles over Target&#8217;s donation to MNForward. It got to the point over the summer where the Twin Cities left and media (pardon the redundancy) thought they&#8217;d made a huuuuuge dent on Target&#8217;s market capitalization. Indeed even today you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108],"tags":[312],"class_list":["post-13902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chanting-points-memo","tag-mngov-2010"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13902"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13904,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902\/revisions\/13904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}