{"id":127,"date":"2006-11-27T04:39:11","date_gmt":"2006-11-27T10:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/11\/27\/quote-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2006-11-27T03:47:52","modified_gmt":"2006-11-27T09:47:52","slug":"quote-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Quote Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The good news:  the Twin Cities&#8217; blogosphere&#8217;s depth chart for the &#8220;hilarious Hubbells&#8221; position is apparently longer than your arm; not only does MLP do <a href=\"http:\/\/www.casualsundayswithmrcurry.com\/\">Casual Sundays with Mr. Curry<\/a> (a great read) but now Katie has apparently inveigled brother Billy (at least I <em>hope <\/em>it&#8217;s her brother, not that I can keep track of all of her relatives, including her <em>other <\/em>brother, who I learned is a college classmate of mine) to chip in with some writing at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yuckysaladwithbones.com\/\">Yucky Salad with Bones<\/a>, which leads us to&#8230;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I had just spent 10 laborious minutes choosing between a big bag of Cheetos or a big bag of Doritos&#8211; and I needed something to read while I stuffed my face. Anyway, I  couldn&#8217;t help notice that George Clooney was on two covers. Not that unusual, I know, but one was People&#8217;s &#8220;Sexiest Man Alive&#8221; issue and the other was Esquire&#8217;s &#8220;Genius&#8221; issue. Talk about best week ever. Next they&#8217;re going to tell me he&#8217;s Jesus, son of God, returned to Earth to save us all and that he would have saved us sooner, but he wanted to be on &#8220;Facts of Life&#8221; and make a Batman movie first.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Analogous to Jesus turning water into toe fungus, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>So when does Joe start helping out, here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The good news: the Twin Cities&#8217; blogosphere&#8217;s depth chart for the &#8220;hilarious Hubbells&#8221; position is apparently longer than your arm; not only does MLP do Casual Sundays with Mr. Curry (a great read) but now Katie has apparently inveigled brother Billy (at least I hope it&#8217;s her brother, not that I can keep track of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}