{"id":123,"date":"2006-11-25T11:50:48","date_gmt":"2006-11-25T17:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/11\/25\/the-verdict\/"},"modified":"2006-11-25T15:43:42","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T21:43:42","slug":"the-verdict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"The Verdict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The greatest <em>South Park <\/em>episode of all time:  the one where they lampooned MTV&#8217;s <em>Sweet Sixteen.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oh, I thought lines like &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s OK, Satan &#8211; you&#8217;re not as bad as those kids on <em>Sweet Sixteen<\/em>&#8221; were funny on principle.<\/p>\n<p>Then I finally saw <em>Sweet Sixteen<\/em>.  Kudos to Stone and Parker; at least I had the memories of the <em>SPark <\/em>episode to help assuage the crushing depression that watching <em>Sweet Sixteen <\/em>gave me &#8211; the creeping realization, watching those spoiled, vacuous little pigs &#8211; that &#8220;maybe the terrorists have a point after all&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The greatest South Park episode of all time: the one where they lampooned MTV&#8217;s Sweet Sixteen. Oh, I thought lines like &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s OK, Satan &#8211; you&#8217;re not as bad as those kids on Sweet Sixteen&#8221; were funny on principle. Then I finally saw Sweet Sixteen. Kudos to Stone and Parker; at least I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}