{"id":1224,"date":"2007-08-21T07:39:47","date_gmt":"2007-08-21T12:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2009-04-10T08:13:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T13:13:25","slug":"i-want-to-ride-my-bicycle-things-that-make-you-go-hmmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1224","title":{"rendered":"I Want To Ride My Bicycle:  Things That Make You Go &#8220;Hmmm&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Biking in the rain is a challenge.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the challenges I was ready for; that brief moment when you hit your brakes, and it actually feels like you&#8217;re speeding <em>up<\/em> (it&#8217;s an illusion, of course; your body expects to slow down, and it doesn&#8217;t, at least not as quickly as you think you will) is old hat to me.<\/p>\n<p>And while this summer is my first real experience at bike commuting, I was ready for the <em>big <\/em>challenge.<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain.<\/p>\n<p>When you bike on a wet surface, your tires throw off water in a plane directly out from the center of the tire.\u00a0 This is especially true on thin little road-bike tires like mine, which come to a pretty fine peak (to cut down on rolling resistance); you can actually see water sheeting off and flying into the air in an almost-plumb-straight line.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you don&#8217;t have fenders (and I don&#8217;t), that water&#8217;s gotta go <em>somewhere<\/em>; that somewhere is a fat, wet, sloppy line from your butt to your neck, straight up your back.<\/p>\n<p>But I rode to work, secure in knowing that a hot shower and a change or two of dry clothes (one in my backpack, another stowed in my cube just in case) awaited me.<\/p>\n<p>But as I wheeled down the busy street, I came up behind a couple of the guys I&#8217;ve noticed before (see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1085\">Item #4 in this post<\/a>); guys riding in their dress shirts and khakis.<\/p>\n<p>And, but for the windbreaker one of them wore, that&#8217;s exactly how they were dressed this morning.\u00a0 No back fender.\u00a0 Big sloppy muddy wet skid mark up the back of their khakis and dress shirt.<\/p>\n<p>They pulled into the government office building, and &#8211; presumably &#8211; went to work.\u00a0 Skid mark and all?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 I really just don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Biking in the rain is a challenge. Some of the challenges I was ready for; that brief moment when you hit your brakes, and it actually feels like you&#8217;re speeding up (it&#8217;s an illusion, of course; your body expects to slow down, and it doesn&#8217;t, at least not as quickly as you think you will) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}