{"id":12070,"date":"2010-07-15T12:02:49","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T17:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=12070"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:49:40","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:49:40","slug":"dear-panicky-republicans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=12070","title":{"rendered":"Dear Panicky Republicans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so it was\u00a0a rough week.<\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s July<\/em>.\u00a0 Four months &#8217;til the election.\u00a0 The DFL doesn&#8217;t have a candidate yet &#8211; and when they do, it&#8217;ll be Time magazine&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/cgi\/comments.pl?IDLink=2017665\">The Worst Senator In America<\/a>&#8220;, 2005 edition.\u00a0 Half of Minnesota doesn&#8217;t even know who Tom Emmer <em>is &#8211; <\/em>yet.\u00a0\u00a0 And the DFL&#8217;s &#8220;third party&#8221; gambit, Tom Horner, has backfired, drawing three DFLers for every two Republicans &#8211; and that&#8217;ll get worse as the realization sinks in that <em>Mark Freaking Dayton might be governor<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Issues, you say?\u00a0 We&#8217;ve got immigration; we&#8217;ve got job creation; we&#8217;ve got economic growth and resposible government; we&#8217;ve got education reform and school choice and Local Government Aid reform and the DFL&#8217;s deep, enthusiastic links to everything that sucks about Barack Obama&#8217;s administration.\u00a0 They&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=12034\">lies <\/a>and contrived controversies that&#8217;ll be forgotten on August 11.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re one of those lily-livered GOPers who&#8217;ve spent the last week wringing their hands over the <em>denouement <\/em>of &#8220;TipCreditGate&#8221;, stop.\u00a0 Sack up, people; the real race doesn&#8217;t even start for a month, and media stunts like the <em>faux <\/em>outrage over the tip credit <em>is the best they&#8217;ve got<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Bag the panic, folks.\u00a0 This is when the fun part begins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so it was\u00a0a rough week. It&#8217;s July.\u00a0 Four months &#8217;til the election.\u00a0 The DFL doesn&#8217;t have a candidate yet &#8211; and when they do, it&#8217;ll be Time magazine&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;The Worst Senator In America&#8220;, 2005 edition.\u00a0 Half of Minnesota doesn&#8217;t even know who Tom Emmer is &#8211; yet.\u00a0\u00a0 And the DFL&#8217;s &#8220;third party&#8221; gambit, Tom Horner, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,72],"tags":[113],"class_list":["post-12070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-10","category-mngop","tag-emmer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12070"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12232,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12070\/revisions\/12232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}