{"id":1184,"date":"2007-08-13T06:51:27","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T11:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2007-10-05T09:37:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T14:37:03","slug":"rules-is-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"Rules Is Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin Ecker went a rule-enactment jag that&#8217;d make Phyllis Kahn titter with glee.<\/p>\n<p>Although Ecker&#8217;s rules make sense.<\/p>\n<p>I liked this one&#8230;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn\u2019t make you spiritual. It\u2019s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to \u201cbeef with broccoli.\u201d The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren\u2019t pregnant. You\u2019re not spiritual. You\u2019re just high.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hooo, yeah.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eckernet.com\/2007\/08\/new_rules.html\">Read &#8217;em all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin Ecker went a rule-enactment jag that&#8217;d make Phyllis Kahn titter with glee. Although Ecker&#8217;s rules make sense. I liked this one&#8230;: New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn\u2019t make you spiritual. It\u2019s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to \u201cbeef with broccoli.\u201d The last time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}