{"id":117,"date":"2006-11-24T13:27:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T19:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/11\/24\/note-to-new-yorkers\/"},"modified":"2006-11-24T05:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T11:03:00","slug":"note-to-new-yorkers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Note To New Yorkers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t care how you make <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/11\/08\/dining\/08domino.html?ex=1164430800&#038;en=3f01b1c7499364aa&#038;ei=5070\">your f*$&#038;%^g pizza<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>That\u2019s the basic message from Mrs. Ciminieri at Totonno\u2019s, who was finally persuaded to taste a Domino\u2019s slice in the name of research.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn Utah, they\u2019re going to love it because they use ketchup and American cheese on their pizzas,\u201d she said. \u201cIt tastes like any other pizza you get at the corner slice joint. They used the same tomatoes, the same processed cheese, the same preservatives.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The worst pizza I had in my life was in&#8230;well, actually it was London.  And then Paris.  And then Amsterdam (which holds the record for the worst hamburger).  But New York was in my bottom ten (as well as top three).<\/p>\n<p>But Chicago still makes better pizza.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, N&#8217;yawk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We don&#8217;t care how you make your f*$&#038;%^g pizza: That\u2019s the basic message from Mrs. Ciminieri at Totonno\u2019s, who was finally persuaded to taste a Domino\u2019s slice in the name of research. \u201cIn Utah, they\u2019re going to love it because they use ketchup and American cheese on their pizzas,\u201d she said. \u201cIt tastes like any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}