{"id":11556,"date":"2010-06-22T12:03:08","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T17:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=11556"},"modified":"2010-06-23T09:08:38","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T14:08:38","slug":"stuck-on-stupid-wishful-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=11556","title":{"rendered":"Stuck On <strike>Stupid<\/strike> Wishful Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The DFL is getting its money&#8217;s worth.<\/p>\n<p>Figuratively speaking, naturally.<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p>After the Strib, MPR and the MinnPost ran pieces that called (on rather specious grounds) for Tom Emmer to release his plan for re-engineering state government, the <a href=\"http:\/\/mnpublius.com\/2010\/06\/emmer-i-shouldnt-have-to-give-details-about-my-budget-plans\/\">regional sorosphere is taking up the chanting point<\/a>.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how the DFL machine works.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?cat=108\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4017\/4575208799_e7c6e34c94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"192\" \/><\/a>Since it is a chanting point, however, there are a few points you&#8217;ll never hear, either in the media or among the DFL chantblogs:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why Should Emmer Do The DFL&#8217;s Work For Them?<\/strong>:\u00a0 The DFL not only have seven weeks to go until their primary, but the DFL seems to be mired in a huge passion deficit. <em>Nobody <\/em>cares about the DFL primary race.\u00a0 Mark Dayton isn&#8217;t so much running away as ambling away with it &#8211; because it&#8217;s the most tedious primary field in Minnesota history, and its finish is all but inevitable at this point:\u00a0 Mark Dayton is going to win, and nobody in the world outside the DFL cares about Margaret Anderson-Kelliher and the other guy.<\/p>\n<p>So the DFL desperately wants Emmer to give them some red meat on which the three &#8220;contenders&#8221; can focus.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why you see the articles, and the vigorous chanting from the blogs; because if the DFL doesn&#8217;t get <em>something <\/em>interesting to talk about soon, their primary turnout may be lower than Bert Blyleven&#8217;s lifetime ERA.\u00a0\u00a0 The DFL realizes that they&#8217;re facing a Republican &#8220;passion index&#8221; that is beyond anything in recent memory &#8211; it may dwarf 1994 by the time we&#8217;re done &#8211; and they have to do <em>something <\/em>to focus the troops.<\/p>\n<p>So expect more &#8220;Heyyyy, what are you, <em>chicken<\/em>?\u00a0 Buk\u00a0 buk buk!&#8221;-style chanting from the DFL, their media supporters, and the chantblogs.<\/p>\n<p>And do <em>not <\/em>expect Emmer to take the bait!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Endurance Race<\/strong>:\u00a0 Campaigns are like a competitive 10K race.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a long slog &#8211; and you still need to have a sprint-like &#8220;kick&#8221; at the end.<\/p>\n<p>And in a long race, runners will try to trick other runners into using their &#8220;kick&#8221; early, tiring themselves out, and fading in the stretch.<\/p>\n<p>This governor&#8217;s race is like a 10K, against an opponent; let&#8217;s all that opponent Dieter.\u00a0 He&#8217;s one of those East German athletic machines who&#8217;s been pumped full of steroids by his sponsors &#8211; the <em>Star Tribune, <\/em>MPR, the <em>Pioneer Press<\/em> and the unions &#8211; since age 10.\u00a0\u00a0 He&#8217;s dominated 10K racing for the past <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">80 <\/span>few years.\u00a0 And for all that, you know you can beat Dieter, because you&#8217;ve got a great kick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but you only have <em>one <\/em>kick.\u00a0 And if Dieter jinks you into blowing your kick too early in the race, it&#8217;s all over.<\/p>\n<p>The DFL is Dieter; smug, wealthy as all get-out, but starting to show the wear and tear of all the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">decades of abuse of the taxpayer <\/span>steroids.\u00a0 And Tom Emmer has a great &#8220;kick&#8221; &#8211; lots of energized volunteers, some campaign money, a great message&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but only once.\u00a0 It&#8217;s for the end of the race.\u00a0 When it matters.<\/p>\n<p>The DFL, of course, would love it if Emmer used his kick right now, while Dieter and the other three runners from Bulgaria, Singapore and Tuvalu were still getting into the starting blocks.<\/p>\n<p>Look &#8211; Emmer&#8217;s up against not just the DFL, but the media and, by election-time, most likely plenty of national liberal donors and activist groups.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a tough uphill battle in this state; the <em>Strib <\/em>and MPR have immense influence on voters, and the <em>Strib <\/em>(and the MinnPost, which is largely former Stribbers) is nothing if not reliably in the bag for the DFL.\u00a0 Emmer has ever reason to husband his resources, his &#8220;kick&#8221; &#8211; money, ad time, volunteer energy, impact &#8211; for when they matter.<\/p>\n<p>And every single DFL and media demand that he pony up his plan <em>now<\/em>, every single one, is the equivalent of Dieter telling you &#8220;vots ze mattah?\u00a0 You a giiiirly maaan, afraid tur do your kick <em>now<\/em>, when ve are in ze locker room? hahaha&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So when your co-workers come out with that time, put &#8217;em in place.\u00a0 It&#8217;s getting old.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:\u00a0 Welcome <a href=\"http:\/\/www.minnpost.com\/mnblogcabin\/2010\/06\/23\/19151\/mitch_berg_what_you_wont_hear_from_the_media_or_dfl_about_tom_emmer#comments_section\"><em>MinnPost <\/em>readers<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The DFL is getting its money&#8217;s worth. Figuratively speaking, naturally. After the Strib, MPR and the MinnPost ran pieces that called (on rather specious grounds) for Tom Emmer to release his plan for re-engineering state government, the regional sorosphere is taking up the chanting point.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how the DFL machine works. Since it is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chanting-points-memo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11556"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11558,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11556\/revisions\/11558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}