{"id":1124,"date":"2007-07-31T14:01:06","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T19:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2007-07-31T14:01:06","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T19:01:06","slug":"a-great-all-consuming-crusade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"A Great, All-Consuming Crusade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re attending the <a href=\"http:\/\/koolaidreport.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/milf-sausage-poll.html\">Millard Fillmore Golf Tournament<\/a> and\/or the Post MilF party\u00a0next month &#8211; or even if you&#8217;re not &#8211; I need to draw your attention to something of utterly dire importance.<\/p>\n<p>Learned Foot is taking votes to determine which type of sausage will be served at the party.\u00a0 The choice is between Beer Brats and Italian Sausage <strike>and Chorizo (which belongs only on omelettes anyway)<\/strike>.<\/p>\n<p>I need you to go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.koolaidreport.blogspot.com\/\">Kool Aid Report<\/a> and vote for Italian Sausage, if you please (the poll is on the right margin).<\/p>\n<p>Because beer brats are edible, but&#8230;c&#8217;mon.\u00a0 Italian Sausage.\u00a0 Yum.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be a major issue, but there&#8217;s guys from Wisconsin in on the vote.\u00a0 You never know what they&#8217;ll do when the word &#8220;beer&#8221; is involved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re attending the Millard Fillmore Golf Tournament and\/or the Post MilF party\u00a0next month &#8211; or even if you&#8217;re not &#8211; I need to draw your attention to something of utterly dire importance. Learned Foot is taking votes to determine which type of sausage will be served at the party.\u00a0 The choice is between Beer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}