Kathy at Cake Eater Chronicles writes what needs to be written:<\/p>\n
Please, please, please<\/em> hire Sigourney Weaver to act in something so she doesn’t have to demean herself with these pitiful DirecTV commercials.<\/p>\n
It’s great that she has a sense of humor about herself and the character that brought her worldwide fame, but really<\/em>. The schtick behind these commercials instantly went straight to hell the minute DirecTV hired El Slutta herself, Pam Anderson, to be in one. Signourney is better than this. Hire her.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
On the one hand, the spot is a lot <\/em>better than the Charlie Sheen\/Pam Anderson spots.<\/p>\n
On the other – it’s Sigourney Friggin’ Weaver. <\/em><\/p>\n
If we can put a man on the moon and a Mac into a\u00a0 package the size of a cell phone, we can keep Sigourney Weaver working.\u00a0 Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kathy at Cake Eater Chronicles writes what needs to be written: Please, please, please hire Sigourney Weaver to act in something so she doesn’t have to demean herself with these pitiful DirecTV commercials. It’s great that she has a sense of humor about herself and the character that brought her worldwide fame, but really. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}