{"id":10949,"date":"2010-05-18T09:07:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T14:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10949"},"modified":"2010-05-18T09:07:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T14:07:04","slug":"bananas-crackers-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10949","title":{"rendered":"Bananas<\/i>, Crackers & Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perhaps Woody was just merely testing a plot <\/a>to the sequel<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Woody Allen has a strange take on the democracy that allowed him to become rich and famous.<\/p>\n

The “Scoop” director said it would be a cool idea for President Barack Obama to be dictator for for a few years.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

So he could get things done without all the hassle of opposing views getting in the way.<\/p>\n

In an interview published by Spanish language<\/span> newspaper La Vanguardia (that we translated), Allen says \u201cI am pleased with Obama. I think he\u2019s brilliant. The Republican Party should get out of his way and stop trying to hurt him.\u201d<\/p>\n

But wait – there’s more!<\/p>\n

The director said “it would be good\u2026if he could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

In other news, Allen revealed that he has redubbed Obama’s inaugural address and centered it around a secret egg salad recipe<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Perhaps Woody was just merely testing a plot to the sequel? Woody Allen has a strange take on the democracy that allowed him to become rich and famous. The “Scoop” director said it would be a cool idea for President Barack Obama to be dictator for for a few years. Why? So he could get […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":425,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,105,51,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-universe-and-everything","category-first-ringer","category-liberal-tyranny","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/425"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10949"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10961,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10949\/revisions\/10961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}