{"id":107,"date":"2006-11-21T10:57:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T16:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/11\/21\/the-least-likely-thing-ever-to-happen\/"},"modified":"2006-12-28T13:32:56","modified_gmt":"2006-12-28T19:32:56","slug":"the-least-likely-thing-ever-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"The Least Likely Thing Ever To Happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m scanning down the list of possible events in my life, sorted in order of likelihood. I finally got to the <em>very <\/em>bottom:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>#6,784,777,653 &#8211; Re-animating the dead with my smile<br \/>\n#6,784,777,654 &#8211; Me pitching a called third strike against A-Rod<\/p>\n<p>#6,784,777,655 &#8211; Staying up to watch <em>Joey <\/em>reruns<\/p>\n<p>#6,784,777,656 &#8211; Setting off the heat death of the universe via chain of events started by my sipping a cup of hot chocolate<\/p>\n<p>#6,784,777,657 &#8211; Voting for Alice Hausman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And at the <em>very <\/em>bottom of the list:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>#6,784,777,658 &#8211; <em>Ever <\/em>buying <em>anything <\/em>from CompUSA.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s right there on the list!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m scanning down the list of possible events in my life, sorted in order of likelihood. I finally got to the very bottom: #6,784,777,653 &#8211; Re-animating the dead with my smile #6,784,777,654 &#8211; Me pitching a called third strike against A-Rod #6,784,777,655 &#8211; Staying up to watch Joey reruns #6,784,777,656 &#8211; Setting off the heat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}