{"id":10625,"date":"2010-05-03T17:03:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T22:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10625"},"modified":"2010-07-07T19:50:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T00:50:59","slug":"orville-freeman-would-be-proud-or-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10625","title":{"rendered":"Orville Freeman Would Be Proud.  Or Sad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m proud to announce the winners of the &#8220;Write Lori Sturdevant&#8217;s GOP Conventi0n Column&#8221; contest!<\/p>\n<p>It was the tightest contest in the history of Shot In The Dark, with my evil twin brother Jed&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10535\">Anger Close&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0barely tipping Dave from Mound&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10515\">A Tale Of Two Cities<\/a>&#8220;, by a total <a href=\"http:\/\/poll.pollcode.com\/vGx3_result?v\">of two votes<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0 Speed Gibson&#8217;s\u00a0 &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10525\">It&#8217;s The GOP&#8217;s Turn To Unify<\/a>&#8221; came in a close third.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone for participating!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m proud to announce the winners of the &#8220;Write Lori Sturdevant&#8217;s GOP Conventi0n Column&#8221; contest! It was the tightest contest in the history of Shot In The Dark, with my evil twin brother Jed&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;Anger Close&#8221;\u00a0barely tipping Dave from Mound&#8217;s &#8220;A Tale Of Two Cities&#8220;, by a total of two votes.\u00a0\u00a0 Speed Gibson&#8217;s\u00a0 &#8220;It&#8217;s The GOP&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10625"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11844,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10625\/revisions\/11844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}