{"id":1043,"date":"2007-07-11T06:47:26","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T11:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2007-07-11T06:47:26","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T11:47:26","slug":"all-the-time-people-ask-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1043","title":{"rendered":"All The Time, People Ask Me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8221;What do you do to make yourself depressed at the state of humankind?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s fairly simple.\u00a0 I ponder the fact that Joe Biden has a political career, or that the Doors are regarded as rock legends, or that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;no, I&#8217;m sorry.\u00a0 That&#8217;s untrue.\u00a0 Nobody asks me what I do to make myself depressed.<\/p>\n<p>They <em>do <\/em>ask me if I&#8217;m going to fisk the latest <strike>column<\/strike> explosively-oozing bit of deranged twaddle from Susan Lenfestey.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a distinction without a difference, of course.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m all about duty, when it calls.\u00a0 If indeed Lenfestey needs fisking, I&#8217;ll do it.<\/p>\n<p>Still, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.truthvmachine.com\/?p=4801\">Jeff Kouba<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/koolaidreport.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/what-i-did-on-my-summer-vacation.html\">Learned Foot<\/a> gave me the best midsummer present of all; they did the job in great style, giving me a column&#8217;s respite from slogging through and sharing the woman&#8217;s continuing descent into surly, shrieking madness.<\/p>\n<p>I thank you, gentlemen.\u00a0 And I shall step up for the next one, refreshed and ready to do battle.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Where &#8220;doing battle&#8221; equals &#8220;whacking at an advancing manure slick with a hockey stick&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8221;What do you do to make yourself depressed at the state of humankind?&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s fairly simple.\u00a0 I ponder the fact that Joe Biden has a political career, or that the Doors are regarded as rock legends, or that&#8230; &#8230;no, I&#8217;m sorry.\u00a0 That&#8217;s untrue.\u00a0 Nobody asks me what I do to make myself depressed. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,20,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-democrats","category-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}