{"id":1032,"date":"2007-07-10T05:05:31","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T10:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2007-10-05T09:39:46","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T14:39:46","slug":"why-the-burbs-annoy-me-part-clxix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"Why The Burbs Annoy Me, Part CLXIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Orem, Utah grandmother hauled to jail like a recalcitrant dog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ksl.com\/index.php?nid=148&#038;sid=1444771\">failing to water her lawn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A widow and grandma spent the morning in jail, arrested for refusing to give a policeman her name when he tried writing her a ticket for failing to water her yard. The woman hasn&#8217;t watered her lawn in more than a year, and the condition of her yard violates an Orem zoning ordinance.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, the woman says she is traumatized and shocked that she was hauled to jail, just because she says she can&#8217;t afford to water her lawn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She&#8217;s lucky.\u00a0 In Eden Prairie, I think that&#8217;d put her under the property forfeiture law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Orem, Utah grandmother hauled to jail like a recalcitrant dog&#8230; &#8230;for failing to water her lawn: A widow and grandma spent the morning in jail, arrested for refusing to give a policeman her name when he tried writing her a ticket for failing to water her yard. The woman hasn&#8217;t watered her lawn in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}