{"id":10293,"date":"2010-04-26T06:50:50","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T11:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10293"},"modified":"2010-04-24T17:58:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T22:58:09","slug":"a-fervent-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10293","title":{"rendered":"A Fervent Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our father in heaven:<\/p>\n<p>In the past year you took away my favorite b-list cheesecake actress, Britney Murphy.\u00a0 You took away my favorite libertarian-conservative columnist, William Safire.\u00a0 And you took away the inventor of one of my favorite guitars, Les Paul.<\/p>\n<p>I just want you to know that Barack Obama is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<em>still <\/em>the worst president of my lifetime.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t take him.<\/p>\n<p>I wanna kick his ass at the ballot box in two years.<\/p>\n<p>I humbly beseech thee, your deeply imperfect servant Mitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our father in heaven: In the past year you took away my favorite b-list cheesecake actress, Britney Murphy.\u00a0 You took away my favorite libertarian-conservative columnist, William Safire.\u00a0 And you took away the inventor of one of my favorite guitars, Les Paul. I just want you to know that Barack Obama is&#8230; &#8230;still the worst president [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-president-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10293"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10295,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10293\/revisions\/10295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}