{"id":1013,"date":"2007-07-02T15:47:14","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T21:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/07\/02\/woo-hoo-2\/"},"modified":"2007-07-02T15:47:14","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T21:47:14","slug":"woo-hoo-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1013","title":{"rendered":"Woo Hoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>America&#8217;s sweetheart Lindsay Lohan <a href=\"http:\/\/omg.yahoo.com\/happy-21st-birthday-lindsay\/photos\/263\">turns 21 today<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now Ms. Lohan can, like, start drinking and stuff!<\/p>\n<p>Next year:\u00a0 Testifying before Congress about Global Warming!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>America&#8217;s sweetheart Lindsay Lohan turns 21 today.\u00a0 Now Ms. Lohan can, like, start drinking and stuff! Next year:\u00a0 Testifying before Congress about Global Warming!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}