{"id":1008,"date":"2007-07-03T04:30:11","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T10:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/07\/03\/hope-springs-eternal\/"},"modified":"2007-07-03T04:30:11","modified_gmt":"2007-07-03T10:30:11","slug":"hope-springs-eternal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"Hope Springs Eternal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/eur.i1.yimg.com\/eur.yimg.com\/xp\/premiere_photo\/20050906\/01\/4184444184.jpg\">mind-warpingly hot<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s got a thing for slightly older guys with unconventional good looks,\u00a0some mileage, and\u00a0who&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/dumpbachmann.blogspot.com\/2005\/06\/blogger-mitch-berg-has-cow-over-dump.html\">earned the frothing insane emnity of crazed regional zealots<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/topchef\">the only reality show I ever watch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/books.guardian.co.uk\/news\/articles\/0,,2116924,00.html\">she&#8217;s available<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>(And, failing that, maybe she&#8217;ll introduce me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/Top_Chef\/cast\/camille\/index.php\">her<\/a>.\u00a0 Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/Top_Chef\/cast\/casey\/index.php\">her<\/a>.\u00a0 Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bravotv.com\/Top_Chef\/cast\/lia\/index.php\">her<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She&#8217;s mind-warpingly hot. She&#8217;s got a thing for slightly older guys with unconventional good looks,\u00a0some mileage, and\u00a0who&#8217;ve earned the frothing insane emnity of crazed regional zealots. She&#8217;s on the only reality show I ever watch. And she&#8217;s available! (And, failing that, maybe she&#8217;ll introduce me to her.\u00a0 Or her.\u00a0 Or her).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}