{"id":10048,"date":"2010-04-14T06:52:22","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T11:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10048"},"modified":"2010-04-14T09:27:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T14:27:31","slug":"three-degrees-of-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=10048","title":{"rendered":"Three Degrees Of Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ask any parent; teenagers are morons.\u00a0 Even the supposedly-smart valedictorian ones supposedly bound for the Ivy League; indeed, if teenagers don&#8217;t get their stupidity out of the way, they wind up as Robert Gibbs.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress; another group of teenage bobbleheads has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnewyork.com\/news\/local-beat\/Copycat-Racism-90729924.html\">incited a racial incident in Jersey:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For the second time in less than a month, a New Jersey teenager has been arrested for allegedly making a racist announcement over a store&#8217;s public address system.<\/p>\n<p>The latest incident happened over the weekend at the Whole Foods Market on River Road in Edgewater, according to the Bergen Record.<\/p>\n<p>A 14-year-old girl reportedly grabbed the microphone at the store&#8217;s courtesy desk and said, &#8220;All blacks leave the store.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s be clear; duh.\u00a0 Duuuu-uuuuuu-uuuuuh.\u00a0 If either of my kids did this, I&#8217;d kick their asses, and never stop kicking.<\/p>\n<p>Which would, indeed, be a better idea than what actually did happen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A store employee immediately called the police, according to the Record, and the girl and a 14-year-old boy who was with her were taken into custody moments later.<\/p>\n<p>The girl is reportedly charged with bias intimidation and harassment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Intimidation&#8221;?\u00a0 An idiot 14 year old girl?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think if there&#8217;s anything about this incident that couldn&#8217;t have been better handled by a couple of irate black customers pinning the little scumbags to the wall by their hair and giving them what-for until they were ready to slink away beneath their own shadows.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;ve never bought into the &#8220;the media made me do it&#8221; defense &#8211; but if you&#8217;re a not very bright teenager, you&#8217;ve literally spent much of your cognitive life in a society where Eric Cartman and Chris Rock say <em>exactly <\/em>that kind of thing, and it&#8217;s considered edgy comedy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But it&#8217;s just common sense&#8230;&#8221; is the response I expect &#8211; from people who don&#8217;t have teenagers.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate &#8211; what does it say about our society that &#8220;a couple of kids saying something stupid and racist on an intercom&#8221; is &#8220;intimidation&#8221;?\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s audible vandalism, of course, and it should be the sort of thing a store could sue the kids over; it damaged the image of WalMart and Whole Foods.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But am I the only one wondering who would actually call it &#8220;indimidation?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask any parent; teenagers are morons.\u00a0 Even the supposedly-smart valedictorian ones supposedly bound for the Ivy League; indeed, if teenagers don&#8217;t get their stupidity out of the way, they wind up as Robert Gibbs. 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