{"id":70816,"date":"2019-03-25T06:27:38","date_gmt":"2019-03-25T11:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?page_id=70816"},"modified":"2019-03-25T06:27:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-25T11:27:49","slug":"bergs-ninth-law-of-experiential-value","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?page_id=70816","title":{"rendered":"Berg&#8217;s Ninth Law of Experiential Value"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\"><strong>Advice on &#8220;keeping a marriage together&#8221; from anyone whose kids haven&#8217;t been moved out for at least five years is also known as&#8221;wishful thinking&#8221;.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, who knows more about marriage than people who are still in the honeymoon phase?  Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Advice on &#8220;keeping a marriage together&#8221; from anyone whose kids haven&#8217;t been moved out for at least five years is also known as&#8221;wishful thinking&#8221;. I mean, who knows more about marriage than people who are still in the honeymoon phase? Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":5033,"menu_order":9,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-70816","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70843,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/70816\/revisions\/70843"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}