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So it was with great concern that I received, from an informant within\u00a0 the Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor (DFL) party, a copy of their official internal dictionary.\u00a0 It is clear – the DFL, as part of a larger left-wing conspiracy, intends to coopt the English Language!<\/p>\n
Read it, and forward it, get angry about it.\u00a0 This is serious, and it is very scary.<\/p>\n
\u00a0The DFL Dictionary<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0TOP SECRET<\/strong><\/p>\n The contents of this document are highly sensitive to the party\u2019s communication, and must not be divulged to anyone outside the Minnesota Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party Executive Committee.<\/p>\n Purpose<\/strong><\/p>\n In the interest of fostering diversity, it was deemed necessary to develop a tool to allow DFL activists to all speak precisely the same language in public or media discourse.<\/p>\n The Dictionary<\/strong><\/p>\n Abuse<\/strong> – Noun: when any Man\u00a0 hits, talks sternly to or offends the sensitivities of any Family member.\u00a0 See Self-Defense.<\/p>\n Abstinence – <\/strong>Noun: Construct of Dead, White European Males to oppress Womyn.<\/p>\n Activist Group<\/strong> – Any Radical group that supports DFL policies by any means\u00a0 Ex: Nations of Islam, Symbionese Liberation Army, the IRA, National Organization of Womyn.<\/p>\n Affordable Housing<\/strong>: Expensive housing, heavily subsidized, provided to The Poor (which see) at an eternal fiscal loss.<\/p>\n Africa<\/strong> – Noun: a place with endemic and epidemic ethnic violence and corrosive intertribal prejudice that frequently explodes into genocidal horrors, which is nonetheless home to thousands of villages after which we should model our Family-raising practices.<\/p>\n Almanac<\/strong> – A news program, which, despite the fact that it\u2019s produced by a bunch of upper-middle-class-guilt-afflicted white yuppies whose employment depends on a government\u00a0subsidy from a DFL-controlled legislature, is \u201can objective look at current affairs in Minnesota\u201d.<\/p>\n Asia<\/strong> – Noun: a place with deeply institutionalized societal racism and corrosive interethnic prejudice that frequently explodes into genocidal horrors, which is nonetheless home to the only non-animistic Religion\u00a0 approved by Hollywood \u00ae.<\/p>\n Bipartisanship<\/strong>: When a Democratic proposal has one Republican vote for it – no matter how far to the left of the GOP mainstream that Republican may be. Not to be confused a Republican plan that also attracts a majority of Democrat votes.<\/p>\n Businesspeople<\/strong> – People who don\u2019t want to work for the Government, and are as such an oppressive construct designed by Dead White European Males.<\/p>\n Campaign Finance Reform – <\/strong>A plan to get big money out of politics, to give voice to those who really deserve a bigger voice in politics –\u00a0 big labor and the media.<\/p>\n Censorship Noun<\/strong> – Bowdlerization or expungement of literature, media or communication practised by conservative groups.\u00a0 Not to be mistaken for heckling or disrupting the speech of those disagreeing with the DFL or liberal policies, or campus speech codes designed to protect the sensitivities of Protected Groups.\u00a0 See Speech Codes.<\/p>\n Choice<\/strong> – Noun: having the option to abort a fetus, expose one\u2019s private parts or burn a flag in public.\u00a0 See Essential Human Rights.\u00a0 Sometimes confused with Freedom.\u00a0 Specific exceptions: Guns, Private Property, personal income.<\/p>\n Civility<\/strong> \u2013 Republicans crossing the aisle to agree with democrats. \u00a0See also “Incivility”.<\/p>\n Class Struggle<\/strong> – Verb: The age-old struggle of the DFL and the working-class, disenfranchised person against the oppression of a huge, arrogant ruling class.\u00a0 Except for the NRA.<\/p>\n Client<\/strong> Noun: Anyone served by the welfare system.<\/p>\n Conservatism<\/strong> Noun: see Hate<\/p>\n Constitution<\/strong> – The First amendment and a bunch of other negotiable stuff.\u00a0 Superceded by \u201cEssential Human Rights\u201d<\/p>\n Criminal<\/strong> Victim of grave societal injustice.\u00a0 Potential Client.\u00a0 (Exception: Men)<\/p>\n Dangerous Rhetoric<\/strong> \u2013 Any mild reference to violence by a Republican. Example \u2013 \u201cTaking this candidate out,\u201d bullseyes on a map, etc. \u00a0Antonym: \u00a0“Passionate Speech”.<\/p>\n DFL<\/strong> The Democratic Farmer Labor Party, and its\u2019 wholly owned subsidiaries (the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Minnesota Public Radio, Vance Opperman, the Hubert H. Humphrey Institute and the MFT)<\/p>\n Diversity<\/strong>\u00a0 Noun: People who look different than you, but think the same.\u00a0 Specificially excludes Conservatives,<\/p>\n Europe<\/strong><\/p>\n Fact-checking<\/strong>: \u00a0Noun: To check the congruency of a Republican’s statement with Democrat policy, talking points or conventional wisdom. \u00a0 Verb: The act of consulting the list of Democrat positions for such congruence.<\/p>\n Family Noun<\/strong>: a Womyn and her Children.\u00a0 See also Man, Father<\/p>\n Family Planning <\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cFar-Right<\/strong>\u201d – Term describing policies supported by a clear majority of American citizens. \u00a0(see Voter ID, Right to Work, Second Amendment Rights). \u00a0Antonym: \u00a0See “Moderate”.<\/p>\n Farmers <\/strong><\/p>\n Fascist<\/strong> Adj: describing any idea one disagrees with. Commonly heard around U of M College of Liberal Arts,\u00a0 Macalester College.<\/p>\n Father <\/strong><\/p>\n Freedom\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n Fringe:<\/strong> (noun): The 70% who oppose us. (example : “Those who oppose Obamacare are on the far-out fringe”).<\/p>\n Genocidal<\/strong> Adj: Any activity that liberals find offensive.<\/p>\n God<\/strong><\/p>\n Government<\/strong> Noun: the only human body capable of any good.\u00a0 Never capable of evil.\u00a0 All knowing, all benificent.<\/p>\n Green job<\/strong>: any job remotely connected to transportation, energy or environment that costs more in subsidies than it produces for the economy.<\/p>\n Guns<\/strong> Noun: The root of all evil, when in the hands of the law-abiding citizen.\u00a0 Exceptions: Police, Sixties terrorists.\u00a0\u00a0 See Criminal, NRA.<\/p>\n Hate<\/strong><\/p>\n Hollywood<\/strong>\u00ae\u00a0 – Noun, Adjective: A town full of intensely greedy, filthy-rich white men who traffic in Pornography and Violence\u00a0 who are nonetheless fully acceptable as Liberals.\u00a0 Exceptions: Tom Selleck, Charleton Heston, Warren Zevon.<\/p>\n Hostage<\/strong>: n (Being Held Hostage)<\/p>\n Humphrey Institute\u00a0 – <\/strong>An Educational body that, despite staff that are pro-big-labor, anti-business, pro-high-tax, anti-gun, pro-abortion, anti-free-enterprise and pro-government intervention, is still acceptably liberal.\u00a0 A wholly-owned subsidiary of the DFL<\/p>\n Hypocrisy<\/strong> Any disconnect between action and statement regarding any moral issue by a Republican<\/em>.\u00a0 Don\u2019t See: Andy Dawkins, Paul Wellstone, Bill or Hillary Clinton.<\/p>\n Incivility<\/strong> \u2013 Republicans sticking to their principles, \u00a0See also “Civility”, “Intransigence”.<\/p>\n Income<\/strong>: Revenues earned by citizens which are actually the property of the government, a small portion of which the government (in its generosity) permits the workers to keep for their private, selfish purposes. In the case of corporations, see: Obscene profits. (Except in the case of Hollywood film profits.)<\/p>\n Individual<\/strong> Noun: A biological construct fully dependant on Government for all of life\u2019s necessities and Needs<\/p>\n Intelligence<\/strong>: Something that is only recognized as occurring in DFLers.\u00a0 \u201cIntelligence\u201d in Republicans is always referred to as \u201cHate\u201d<\/p>\n Intransigence<\/strong>: When a Republican sticks to their “principles”. (See also: “Princples”)<\/p>\n Investment<\/strong> = Governemnt spending. \u00a0(NOTE: \u00a0Includes no reference to “Return on Investment”, as in the private-sector interpretation of the term).<\/p>\n Labor – <\/strong>Noun: A vestigial part of the term DFL which lost any literal meaning when they all got jobs with the state. Labor union<\/strong>: organization of employees whose purpose is to guarantee retirement at age 55 paid for by non-union employees that work until they\u2019re 70. \u00a0See also “Investment”.<\/p>\n “Let Me Be Clear”<\/strong> – Saying used to preface a lie or obfuscation.<\/p>\n Love\u00a0<\/strong> Noun: Total Agreement with all DFL policies<\/p>\n Lying<\/strong> – Verb: When a non-Democratic politician makes a statement that is not strictly true.\u00a0 See \u201cTruth\u201d<\/p>\n Macalester College<\/strong> –\u00a0Berkeley without the tan.\u00a0 See also Saint Catherine\u2019s.<\/p>\n Man<\/strong> – Noun: Construct of Dead, White European Males, considered obsolete and oppressive as part of the Family (q.v) or Society.<\/p>\n Marriage – <\/strong>An oppressive institution designed by Dead White European Males to enslave Families.<\/p>\n Media<\/strong> Noun:an industry which, while anti-free-enterprise, pro-choice, anti-gun, and who relentlessly fawn over Democratic candidates and personalities nationwide, are officially \u201cNot Liberal\u201d and have no \u201cleft wing bias\u201d\u00a0 See Almanac, Star\/Tribune, MPR.<\/p>\n Military<\/strong><\/p>\n Military Service –<\/strong> Noun: Something that wasn\u2019t important until Dan Quayle became Vice President, and then ceased to be important again.<\/p>\n Minnesota Public Radio <\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cModerate<\/strong>\u201d – a) Synonym for “Liberal”.<\/p>\n b) Refers to policies supported by no more than 20% of American citizens. \u00a0Antonym: see “Far Right”.<\/p>\n Needs<\/strong> – Noun: Things that must be supplied to Individuals by the Government or its authorized agents: Food, shelter, birth control and family counseling, sensitivity. Government services and free expression (but not as to private property, self-defense or Religion).<\/p>\n NRA<\/strong> – An overwhelmingly working-class group that is nonetheless a tool of the aristocracy and who don\u2019t know what\u2019s good for them.\u00a0 See Class Struggle, Tea Party.<\/p>\n Outstate<\/strong> – Fascists, largely controlled by Farmers<\/p>\n Partisan\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Passionate Speech<\/strong> \u2013 Labor Union or Democratic use of terms like \u201cyour army,\u201d \u201ctake these SOBs out,\u201d video games depicting the violent murder of conservative figures and demeaning stereotypes of \u201ctea baggers.\u201d \u00a0Antonym: “Dangerous Rhetoric”.<\/p>\n Penis<\/strong><\/p>\n Person<\/strong> – A non-gender-specific reference to a humyn.<\/p>\n Political Correctness<\/strong> – Noun: [erased].\u00a0 Never existed.\u00a0 And it was something the Republicans made up, anyway.\u00a0 Democrats never had any such concept.<\/p>\n Pornography<\/strong><\/p>\n Principle: <\/strong>A DFLer’s guiding, bedrock philosophy. \u00a0See also “Intransigence”.<\/p>\n Private Property<\/strong><\/p>\n Progressive<\/strong> – Adj: Total Agreement with all DFL positions.\u00a0 See \u201cLove\u201d.Protected GroupsAny group that has been victimized by Whites and\/or men.\u00a0 Except whites and\/or men.<\/p>\n Radical<\/strong> – An activist who harms people or destroys property in pursuit of causes the DFL approves of.<\/p>\n Regressive<\/strong>: Adj: Dissent from DFL positions.\u00a0 See \u201cHate\u201d, \u201cConservative\u201d.<\/p>\n Religion<\/strong><\/p>\n Revenues – <\/strong>Tax\u00a0increases. Example, \u201cThe Republican plan doesn\u2019t call for revenues.\u201d Translate\u2026.\u201dThe Republican plan doesn\u2019t include tax increases.\u201d<\/p>\n Right-Wing Extremist=<\/strong><\/p>\n a. people that believe we shouldn\u2019t spend more money than what the government takes in i.e. a balanced budget (that failed by one vote to be a constitutional amendment in the 1990\u2032s). Rights<\/strong> Noun: describes the essential rights:<\/p>\n Ronald Reagan<\/strong> A right-wing Legend.\u00a0 He Never Existed.<\/p>\n Self-Defense<\/strong> Noun: When any Family (q.v) member kills or injures any Man (q.v) for any reason at all.\u00a0 See Abuse.<\/p>\n Sex – <\/strong>An oppressive construct designed by Dead White European Males to humiliate and degrade Womyn.<\/p>\n Smart Growth<\/strong>: Civic design ideas so wonderful, that they can be implemented only through coercion and large subsidies.<\/p>\n Social Justice<\/strong>: The money we take from you will fund programs for those who we believe are more deserving (and who will then vote for us).<\/p>\n Speech Codes<\/strong> Noun: Sort of like Censorship, only practiced by people who agree with the DFL.<\/p>\n Spending Cuts<\/strong>\u00a0– Any decrease in the rate of increase in spending requested by the DFL.<\/p>\n \u201cSpending money\u201d<\/strong>: Tax cuts. When referring to actually government expenditures, see \u201cInvestment.\u201d<\/p>\n Star\/Tribune <\/strong><\/p>\n Stimulus<\/strong>: increasing the Federal budget deficit by transferring tax revenues to favored campaign donors and claiming that the economy grows as a result. \u00a0See also “Investment”.<\/p>\n Subsidy\u00a0– <\/strong>a)\u00a0Giving people other people\u2019s money to enable them to do what they do, which is a good thing if it\u2019s NPR, the Coalition to Take Back the Night or any of a thousand \u201cartists\u201d living off State grants, but not when it\u2019s businesspeople.\u00a0 See Welfare.<\/p>\n b)\u00a0Something that is possible only with large subsidies, forever.<\/p>\n Swift-Boat –<\/strong> Verb: To tell the truth about a DFLer.<\/p>\n Tea Party:\u00a0<\/strong>An overwhelmingly middle-class movement that is nonetheless a tool of the aristocracy and who don\u2019t know what\u2019s good for them.\u00a0 See Class Struggle, NRA.<\/strong><\/p>\n Terrorist<\/strong> – An activist that harms people or destroys property that dissents from policies the DFL approves of.\u00a0 Not to be confused with Kathleen Soliah.<\/p>\n The Sixties<\/strong><\/p>\n Truth<\/strong> – Noun: whatever makes us feel good.<\/p>\n Vance Opperman<\/strong> A filthy-rich white man who is nonetheless fully acceptable as a liberal.\u00a0 See George Soros.<\/p>\n Victim<\/strong>: A member of any protected class who is wronged (in word or deed, whether real, likely\/potential or hereditary)\u00a0by any White Male and the smear machines that empower them.\u00a0 Except Monica Lewinsky, Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann or Mary Jo Kopechne.<\/p>\n Violence<\/strong><\/p>\n\n
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\nb. someone who believes that the 2nd Amendment means what it says
\nc. someone who thinks running $1.6 trillion deficits is a bad financial move
\nd. someone who believes the Recovery and Reinvestment Act (stimulus package) failed.
\ne. someone who thinks bailing out companies who are broke, when the money doesn\u2019t even go to the companies it goes to the labor unions
\nf. a person who thinks Jimmy Hoffa\u2019s speech on Labor Day was offensive and insulting
\ng. someone who doesn\u2019t plan on voting for Barak Obama in 2012Right-Wing Hate Group<\/p>\n\n
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