{"id":1207,"date":"2007-08-16T16:19:19","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T21:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?page_id=1207"},"modified":"2007-08-17T09:51:04","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T14:51:04","slug":"lenfestey","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?page_id=1207","title":{"rendered":"Lenfestey!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This late-December ’06 poll discovered everyone’s favorite Susan Lenfestey parody:<\/p>\n

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Which Is Your Favorite Susan Lenfestey Parody?<\/strong><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nYossarian, “Dashed Dreams<\/a>“<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nLearned Foot, “Christmas Torment<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nMarty Andrade, “Rapid Transit To Hell<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nDan S., “Conservatives’ Slinky Hatred<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nRiverdan, “Sylvia Plath Was Such A Pollyanna<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nLassie, “Waterboard My Heart<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nDave, “Waxy Yellow Buildup Of My Life<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nYossarian (Second entry): “Reflections of Misery<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nSwiftee, “The Dove Of My Spirit Has Crashed Into The Tower Of My<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nYossarian (Third Entry): “Dungeonmaster Of My Soul<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nak, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Shriek<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nzestro, “Echoes Of The Dead<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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This late-December ’06 poll discovered everyone’s favorite Susan Lenfestey parody: ———- \u00a0 Which Is Your Favorite Susan Lenfestey Parody? Yossarian, “Dashed Dreams“ Learned Foot, “Christmas Torment Marty Andrade, “Rapid Transit To Hell Dan S., “Conservatives’ Slinky Hatred Riverdan, “Sylvia Plath Was Such A Pollyanna Lassie, “Waterboard My Heart Dave, “Waxy Yellow Buildup Of My Life […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1205,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1207","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1207\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}