This morning I was talking with Leaky, my pet beagle. “Nothing like a nice cup of joe in the morning”, I said as we walked back from the coffee shop. “Yeah. But I saw cockroaches in the kitchen”. “Huh? What … Continue reading →
SCENE: The year is 2028. Mitch BERG has just been sworn in as governor of Minnesota, via a series of happenstances too bizarre to go into. He is speaking to a press conference. BERG: As the first phase of my … Continue reading →
SCENE: Mitch BERG is standing at the east end of the Marshall Lake Bridge, looking through binoculars at the fires along East Lake Street. Absorbed, he doesn’t notice LEAKY THE BEAGLE – a superannuated dog wearing sunglasses and a fake … Continue reading →
SCENE: The handheld camera walks to the door of the basement headquarters of “MinnesotaLiberalAlliance.Blogspot.com”. A crudely hand-lettered sign on the door reads “Wingnuts NOT ALOUD”. The camera steps down the stairs into the hidden lair where the magic happens. … Continue reading →
The following is a guide to the personalities you’ll encounter on this blog. Mitch Berg – I’m the humble proprietor of this blog, and have been since February of 2002. I live in Saint Paul, have two kids who are … Continue reading →