Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Doctors say gun violence is a public health issue, an epidemic. Here we go again, another round of the same tired lies. Can we please acknowledge some obvious and simple truths? Guns don’t shoot … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: I need to go back to school so I can take out$10,000 in student loans and never pay them back. I’m thinking Gunsmith School sounds good. Saw it on a matchbook cover. Probably be … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Suppose you are an investor looking for a safe investment. You want some collateral for your investment, something the borrower has a strong interest in keeping and thus, a strong interest in paying the … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: India not shipping much wheat to other nations,they’re keeping most of it to feed their own. They are hoarding wheat! The tiny amount they grudgingly sell costs too much. They are price gouging! Poor … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: I read a rant about government being inefficient and more of a hindrance than a help. That’s not a bug, it’s a feature. Most government exists to regulate activities: set standards for operation; inspect … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Riddle me this: when is a bumblebee like a tuna? When it’s in California, where a bumblebee is considered a fish for purposes of the Endangered Species Act. Joe Doakes Sunday, history will regard … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: I convinced my wife to get her Carry Permit a few years back. I hoped the class would teach her something about the law of self-defense. She said later, “All those rules. What’s the … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: The Constitution sets an age limit for Congress – must be 25 years old – and for President – must be 35 years old. Why? Because we want national leaders to have acquired the … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: I can’t wait to learn who GOP, Inc. will select as the Republican candidate for President in 2024. It won’t be Trump, that’s for certain. But I’d like to know now, so I can … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Lesko Brandon purportedly ‘paused’ his new Disinformation Governance Board. Nina Jankowicz, the person tapped to head it, announced she would resign. Internet speculation is Lesko Brandon caved to public opposition. Brandon wasn’t the first. … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emailed (a little while ago): I had an airplane reserved but they cancelled. Tornado in Cannon Falls. Too windy for light planes to safely fly. Disappointing. Some people spend their whole lives chasing storms. I … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como park emails: Still working from home (two weeks to flatten the curve, you know). Can’t log in today. My “remote authentication certificate” is not recognized. Called the Computer Support phone number. Recorded message says they’re experiencing … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: As I was putting out the cat this morning, the little girl from upstairs walked by. She was crying. I asked her what was wrong. “Someone stole my bike, I’m looking for it.” I … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: “Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis on Twitter: “Out of 27 women that were accidentally pregnant during the vacc program. Outcome: 23 spontaneous abortions. 2 premature with neonatal death. 1 spontaneous abortion with neonatal death. 1 … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Story outline for my next novel: Biden is declared unfit, removed from office two days into his third year, Kamala takes over just in time to serve out the remainder of Biden’s term and … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Pollsters predict this Fall will be devastating for the Democrat Party, maybe an extinction event. Republicans will win handily. I don’t want Republicans to win. “Republicans” include Liz Cheney, Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney – … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: In the olden days, when gold and silver were currency, there was only so much metal so there could only be so much money. The government couldn’t create more money out of thin air, … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: In the olden days, almost nobody could read the Bible but they couldlisten to the preacher draw lessons from Bible stories. Stained glasschurch windows helped illiterate people remember the lessons from thestories. Modern churches … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Congress has given Lesko Brandon the authority he requested, to enter into Lend Lease Agreements with Ukraine giving them any military weapons, supplies, materials and systems up to (but not including) weapons of mass … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Poll says Americans would welcome 100,000 refugees from Ukraine. Sounds generous, not? But why so few? Experts estimate 4 million Ukrainian refugees have fled the country since Russia invaded. Why aren’t we taking more? … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Lesko Brandon’s domestic oil policies spiked gas prices so he released a million barrels per day from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to help consumers at the pump. In Europe. You paid for that oil. … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: An individual who kills an eagle can be fined $100,000 and sentenced to a year in jail. An organization, $200,000. Penalties increase for subsequent offenses. But a windmill energy company will be paying less … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Number of illegal aliens apprehended at the Mexico border during February: 221,000. Number of people living in St. Paul: 285,068. Don’t panic – we’re nowhere near replacing every man, woman and child in the … Continue reading
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: The results of a two-year-long nation-wide experiment are conclusive. We nay-sayers were right all along: mask mandates do not stop the spread of Covid. I’m ready to accept my apology. Let the crow-eating begin. … Continue reading