SCENE: Mitch BERG is spreading salt and grit on his sidewalk, trying to stay ahead of the thaw-refreeze cycle. So engrossed is he, he doesn’t see the Nissan Leaf with GUTTERBALL GARY and CAT SCAT, both bloggers at the (possibly … Continue reading →
SCENE: Mitch BERG is taking in a glorious fall day walking around Lake Como when, unbeknownst to him, a Tantric Protest class in the pavilion building lets out. Before BERG can react, he’s confronted with Cat SCAT (the designated “fact … Continue reading →
SCENE: DFL headquarters in Saint Paul. Behind a door with a sign labeled “Field Worker Training”, Avery LIBRELLE is leading a group of DFL employees, including Moonbeam BIRKENSTOCK, Edmund DUCHEY, Gutterball GARY, Cat SCAT and about a dozen other activists being … Continue reading →
SCENE: Mitch BERG walks into Sluggo’s, a sports bar on University [1]. NFL games are on on six big-screen TVs around the room. Around five, there are small, dilatory groups watching games. Around one TV, though, there are a group … Continue reading →
SCENE: Mitch BERG is at a large gas station in Minnetonka, MN. Having just bought gas, he’s looking for a new windshield wiper. He turns down the aisle marked “Windshield Wipers/Condiments/Magazines Showing People Getting Hit In The Groin”, and notices … Continue reading →
SCENE: The handheld camera walks to the door of the basement headquarters of “MinnesotaLiberalAlliance.Blogspot.com”. A crudely hand-lettered sign on the door reads “Wingnuts NOT ALOUD”. The camera steps down the stairs into the hidden lair where the magic happens. … Continue reading →
SCENE: MITCH is sitting on the light rail, heading from the Mall of American downtown to a Twins game. At Bloomington Station stop, Avery LIBRELLE, Cat SCAT and Gutterball GARY get on the train. MITCH turns toward the window and … Continue reading →
SCENE: at the Twin Cities Liberal Blogger Collective, located in a secret chamber below the 331 Club in Northeast Minneapolis. Liberal bloggers Cat SCAT, Derek ROSTON, Betty Rae TORSTENGAARDSEN, GUTTERBALL Gary, and Senior Blogger Randy POSTAL are plotting out their … Continue reading →
The following is a guide to the personalities you’ll encounter on this blog. Mitch Berg – I’m the humble proprietor of this blog, and have been since February of 2002. I live in Saint Paul, have two kids who are … Continue reading →